Mr. Lebowski

I'll keep this short becuase I am very busy as I imagine you are. Despite the fact that I am disabled, I can look back on a life of achievement....on challenges met....competitors bested.... and obstacles overcome. I've accomplished more than most men, and without the use of my legs....which some chinaman took them from me in Korea. I have a daughter named Maude with my late first wife (though I do not approve of Maude's lifestyle). I am also married to a wonderful woman....Bunny Lebowski--she is the light of my life. But my wife is not the issue here! I hope that she will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, but if she doesn't--that is her problem, not mine. If there is any wisdom I can share with you it is that I can not fix your problems....only you can. My advice is to do what your parents did---get a job. Don't go around looking for a hand out like every other bum. The bums will always lose! Do you hear me? The bums will always lose!!!!!!!!!