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Thinking of voting labour, but they done that whole war in Iraq thing, don't agree with that do we? No, no
What about the Tories? Ah yes, remember the 80's? Blocked it out? Good, it WAS that bad.
And finally the 3rd choice, whatever the fuck their called, their no good
Oh, and if you even though about UKIP. Go jump off a cliff.
You moron.
So I say to you all, vote for The Party Party!
Founded at one
of the fabled 2am events, a party for the real Britain, a Britain that stands
for various stuff and things, the kind of things you know you should vote
for!
A brief history of the Party Party.
In the spring of 2006, a group of people met, and formed a club. The 2am Club.
Every night they'd meet in an undisclosed location and celebrate the coming
of 2am!
They all shared a love of music, the arts, philosophy, fine wine, cheese
boards and so on and so forth. But the one thing they loved most of all, was
change. So on that warm may night, together, they decided to try and change
the country, maybe even the world.
Because it was the best thing to do, for
all mankind, and domestic pets and chimps.
They elected Matt Harris, a highly decorated war hero, who flew
over 200 hours over Iraq in the 1st golf war, aged only 4 and served in highly
classified deep black operations there after. His skills were unmatched, not
rivalled by anyone else in politics. For more on his skills go to
Matt
His second in command is a brave young fellow known only as
Saj, or shithead when he's being stupid. Saj's expertise include Speech writing,
shelf stacking and bad, bad ideas. Saj is also apparently a cult leader, but
none of this has been proven and the court cases surrounding the mass suicide
has been postponed until the judge comes out of his coma. He also enjoys long
walks, sunny days, and rainy nights. For more on Saj, visit
Saj
And the campaign manager to the party party is the truly amazingly
seductively beautiful, sexy, smart, talented and near damn perfect, 'Emma' Not
much is known about 'Emma', many think she grew up as a travelling entertained
in a circus, some say she was a torrie government experiment gone wrong, but
these are just guesses, know one knows her exact background. She'll seduce any
man into voting for The Party Party with her amazing 'come to bed' green eyes
and firey hair! She's also meant to enjoy watching the snooker on BBC2. For
more on 'Emma', Visit,
Emma
We have a dedicated selection of foreign specialists, aiding our cause from across
the seas.
Special agents Milly McMillyson [Tis an alias], DanDan San Danisan
[Also an alias],
Spreading the seed of rebelion and revolution stateside with
her band of trusty, and sometimes incompetant troops.
Once we seize control of the UK, we will spread our efforts to stablizing the
globe with a mixture of fair policies, military dominance and the deadly skill
of Korean Martial Morris Dancing.
We at the Party Party are looking to the future of British politics,
A Britain you'd want to be a part of!
We pride ourselves on our beliefs and idea's