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barbarella

Rockabilly ride with a mudslide

About Me

photographer, writer, dancer, nutcase.letz jive.barbarella GREEN BAYAlloy Photography 126 S. Broadway Green Bay Wisconsin 2009 Pin-Up Calendar Shoot Sept 17-Oct 15 Pin-Ups Wanted ! Shoot me an inquiry. Reserve your date !

My Interests

Rockabilly, being silly, ride a philly or a stud, make a movie, shoot a wedding, naked dancing in the mud. Check out my $naps from Cuba, Italy, and the Keshena PowWow, funky $tuff. and I can read palms. i once read Tex Watson's in SanOnonfre Pen. everybody's got a stOry.

I'd like to meet:

where tf is Vince Vaughn? Has anybody seen VV lately? whaddup with ma'boy?! and could he be related to THE MAN FROM UNCLE?IT WAS FUN TO MEET: CAROLE KING, GENE KELLY, SIDNEY PORTIER, RAY WALSTON, CHUCK BARRIS, teddy bear Ray Nitchke, superhero Brett Farve,DOC WATSON, EARL SCRUGGS who I got to play the spoons with. Ya, baby.

Music:

Dance Recital Piece VOODOO by GODSMACK I choreographed for my 7-11 year old Jazz Class in DePere. Video Courtesy TomMcNeely.It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. Salsa is incredible, ask any Cubano ~Beginner Baton Twirl Team Students DePere age 6-8 yrs perform WHINE UP by KAT DeLUNA. vid courtesy tomMcNeely

Movies:

i've done these indie films in Green Bay: DAMAGED,damagedmovie.com now on DVD. CHESTER McPHAIL w/ahman green former packer, DANCING FOR P-NUTS silent short film, and i even designed and made the swords n shields in THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER awayback in the 80's. i am most comfortable on the stage. i've had these lead roles: Sweet Charity Funny Girl Man Of LaMancha (aldonza) Lost in Yonkers Noises Off A Flea in Her Ear Jake's Women Guys and Dolls and i am finishing two screenplays tomorrow. haheehooya.i loVe these moVies: Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather, The Godfather II, Papillion, The Green Mile (sheesh, i like alot of prison movies, ) Reservoir Dogs, and the first half of The Black Stallion. ooh, and Signs...Swing Away!..
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Television:

Absolutely Fabulous, All in the Family, Seinfeld, Soap, Simpsons, and KING OF THE HILL !

Books:

If I Had A Hammer by Hank Aaron, it's fabulous, read it.

Heroes:

Bobby Kennedy, Martin, Elvis, and Mary Tyler Moore (who can turn the world on with her smile?)

My Blog

Flip Flop in a Hot Tub

Dear John, flynn, oh to my, chagrin, i didn't mean to be a sleeze, give you a squeeze below the knees, while holdin' on to him.   But he has sugar balls. a feat to beat his meat. And all that he...
Posted by barbarella on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:29:00 PST

Comfort Shack

depression knows no reason depression needs no rhyme a grey and hazy blahness shrouds you all the time you can't get out the front door you sneak a peek out back you long for just one reason to bring ...
Posted by barbarella on Sun, 25 May 2008 09:50:00 PST

A Song for Robert

 i hope you like it. i find it hysterical.it’s really a song for me. haha. Say fella,why won’t you date the barbarella?Say fella, you oughta date the barbarella !She drinks a bit,but ...
Posted by barbarella on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:14:00 PST

The E Factor or Why I Hated Ron Reagan

ronnie reagan passed a lawback around 1984you grow weedyou go to jailtake your vanwon't give you bailcalled it CAMPgot out his choppersstole the herb from decent farmerscalifornia going bustfrom the h...
Posted by barbarella on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:52:00 PST

Can't Stop Thinkin' of You

  Doin' my best to stop thinkin' of you. Doin' my best but I'm failing the test for you keep flooding thru'. I can't have you, I know. But my heart won't let go. I never cared suffering thru' 't...
Posted by barbarella on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:25:00 PST

EAA~ plane on highway!

Hidee ho neighbors, a plane just landed on Hwy. 41 in Wisconsin on the way to Oshkosh for the EAA...right over the tops of trucks and cars driving along.  I bet some were too busy on their cellph...
Posted by barbarella on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:22:00 PST

Bewitched !

My white wicca rapper roomie doesn't shut the door. Mary Mary, Quite Contrary has a lovely garden but it ain't ordinary. She grows love, she knows love, she never tries to pick it. Cockle bells in th...
Posted by barbarella on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

I want to be a Belly Dancer

I want to be a Belly Dancer.          ;           ;         &nbs. ..
Posted by barbarella on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:12:00 PST