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Carl

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you

About Me

Typical garden variety Renaissance man, political Jedi, Jack of all trades, Master of none. Enough about me, let's talk about you.

You Are Batman
Billionaire playboy by day. Saving the world by night.
And you're not even a true superhero. Just someone with a lot of expensive toys! What Superhero Are You?

You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

My Interests

Politics, Business, Thwarting Evil-Doers, Making People Laugh, Cooking, Computers, Motorcycles, and whatever Life brings next.
Another day at the factory...

I'd like to meet:

Intellectually honest people.
You find a few of those, the rest pretty much falls into place.

I'd like to meet this gal, too...

Animusic - Starship Groove

Music:

Jimmy Buffett, Jazz, Kenny Chesney, U2, Harry Connick Jr., Classic Rock, and the list goes on, and on...
You got fins to the left, fins to the right, and you're the only bait in town.
Coastal Confessions

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Bama Breeze

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Its Five O'Clock Somewhere

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Kenny Chesney - Summertime

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Saving Me - Nickelback

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Movies:

Action flicks, Tom Hanks, My Man Denzel, stupid comedies that make you LOL, any Bond picture, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson before they $old out.
Talledega Nights with Will Ferrell

Television:

Sopranos, NASCAR, MAD TV, otherwise cable TV = 78 channels and pretty much nothin's on...

Books:

Guests of the Ayatollah (Bowden), The Rogue Warrior's Strategy For Success (Marcinko)

Heroes:

Sun Tzu, Winston Churchill

Everyone should own an official Margaritaville Frozen Concoction Maker!
Nothing but the best for friends...