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Seattle Semi-Pro Wrestling
Some of our wrestlers include:
DeeeeeVious Silvertongue (current SSP Champion)
Draven Lawless (current Pacific Middleweight champion)
Simba Six-Killer
Master Blaster
"Unbelievable" Owen Straw
Ronald McFondle
...And McFondle's employees McFONDLE INC. :
The Slamburglar,
Side O'Fries
and Manager "The Purple Pimp" Sweet Grimace Slimm
SEDS
Joshua Dispair
The Weapon of Mass Destruction
Histeria
The Silver Dollar Brawler
Domestic Violence
The Awesome Studs From Funkytown
(Sexy GQ and Stud Boy Jr.)
The Banana
Cruz Bustamante
Luchadors visit from south of the border often...Mascara Generico, Lucha Dora, El Obra, Mano del Fuego, Cinco De Ocho, El Janitor Mysterioso and mucho more.
Inactive SSP legends include The Plague, Mr. Fitness, B.A. Maracas and Spinaxe 360.
The steel-trap minds of the SSP managers The Kiwanis Adonis, Madison Layne, The Reanimated Corpse of Ronald Reagan, Sweet Grimace Slimm and C.C. Ultra-fine will befuddle and enrage you!
Our seniormost referee and the limping-est pimp in the world is "Big" Bill Bigelow. Occasionally the insidious "No D.Q." Ramirez will resurface to ref.
Current SSP Comissioner appointed by the SSP Governing Body is the one and only "Glorious" J.J. Goad.
Our crack announce team consists of "The Man With The Golden Mic" Jackson Lowe and the man known only as Evil Kimmel.***********************************************************
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Are you a wannabe wrestler who wants to join the SSP crew? Do you have what it takes to become a local star? If not, not a problem!
Can you devote every Tuesday night for 3 months in order to get good enough? If not, that could be a problem. We are seeking volunteers in almost every position imaginable. Any help offered helps the movement.
Message us here if you are intrigued.
We showcase up and coming bands and DJ's @ some shows. The lineup always changes! Our one resident is DJ NAHA. She barely needs introduction, as she is listed as one of the top 100 DJ's in the world. ..33 to be exact. ************************************************************ ********http://www.shejay.net/top100femaledjs1.php Click on below to repost and review 33 : NAHA SEATTLE, USA Hardcore http://www.djnaha.com
Know of any awesome wrestling movies? Neither do I, but do you know of any *bad* ones?!? Message us, and we'll put them up!
Give us a TV show! Three in the morning on Sunday, we don't care!