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Jackson Lowe

I am here for Dating

About Me

I'm the mystifying,mesmerizing, SATISFYING King of Wednesday Night. I'm the 6-time BWF world champion and Ill steal your girl give her a kiss, smack her ass and send her back in tears.
I'm the mystifying,mesmerizing, SATISFYING King of Wednesday Night. I'm the 6-time BWF world champion and Ill steal your girl give her a kiss, smack her ass and send her back in tears.

My Interests

Rock n roll, drinks, rock n roll, more drinks, reading about rock n roll and drinks, drinking, eating, sluts. rock n roll, walks on the beach at sunset and sluts. oh, and wrestling. and door prizes. and sluts.

I'd like to meet:

People that need hosts and voice over talent. People who would like to discuss the art of the spinebuster and those who make amazing burritos. Really, I just want to meet people who want to buy me drinks.

Music:

ROCK N ROLL!!!!!

Movies:

Krush Groove, Eddie and the Cruisers 2:Eddie Lives!, I like to Hurt People, Chopper, How Stella Got her Groove Back, Subversion, The Warriors

Television:

Last time I had a TV, I got drunk and it out my window. Seemed like a good idea until it hit a wiener dog. Then It was a great idea.

Books:

Hef on Hef, Have a Nice Day, the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (so I can be a geek...I can still kick your ass while reading it.), Voluptuous, XL Girls, BODacious, Plumpers, kama sutra(sucked), I Want to see you blow bubbles with it.

Heroes:

the Cream of Reno Jackie Eldorado, Deeevious Silvertoungue, CC Ultrafine

My Blog

My status as a wrestling fan.

How will your Pro Wrestling career be? Your Gonna be around for a while, even if you messed up the 450 during the main event at wrestlemania.Take this quiz!Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | Mo...
Posted by Jackson Lowe on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:09:00 PST

More on Dita

She makes out with Marilyn Fucking Manson.
Posted by Jackson Lowe on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:19:00 PST

Lowe's take on Burlesque.

Dita von Tease sucks. She can't hold a candle to a majority of Seattle ladies, bombshells, Kittens, Girls, Performers and Sirens. The Seattle Performers have more style, talent, foxyness and overall p...
Posted by Jackson Lowe on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:18:00 PST

SSP Arena, March 1

Last night Seattle Semi Pro Wrestling brought forth round two in the quest to crown the NEW SSP Champion. The crowd was excited and the wrestlers, well they were too. The Mystifying mesmerizing satisf...
Posted by Jackson Lowe on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:52:00 PST

Wed. June !st. RE-BAR

Wednesday...June 1st. SSPj All Star Wrestling Pajama Jammy Jam. Was it fun? Yes. Were there pillow fights? Hell yes. Was there some of the best independent semi pro wrestling this side of the mighty M...
Posted by Jackson Lowe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Which Napoleon Dynamite phrase am I?

What Napoleon Dynamite Phrase Are You? Name DOB Date Pick One Pink Blue Green Purple Yellow Orange Black RedYour Phrase I see your drinking 1%, is that because you think that you're fat?!?Napoleo...
Posted by Jackson Lowe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST