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Andy

why wouldn't you?

About Me



If you don't know me by now.... The rest is in my blog.

Layout by me.

The origin of my name (not my heritage):

"Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door." - Coco Chanel

One of my favorite pasttimes: Label the Penis.

My Interests



...Yeah. I'm not a crook.

S-T-A-U-N-C-H

Favorite Blogs

Drawn!
Illustration and Animation.

Wonkette
Your daily dose of DC gossip.

Aussielicious
Hot Guys, etc.

DListed
If you think Paris Hilton is a cheap whore, you'll love this site.

"I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously." - Douglas Adams



long baths, singing in the shower, crazy ideas that just might work, illustration, sleeping, researching everyday things, animation, special effects

Moonchild. His frigging mother's name was Moonchild. No wonder no one could understand what the hell he screamed out the window. What the hell kind of name is MOONCHILD!?

I'd like to meet:



boom.

Two Andy's from Pittsburgh.

LIBERTARIAN

LIBERTARIANS support maximum liberty in both personal and economic matters. They advocate a much smaller government; one that is limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence.

Libertarians tend to embrace individual responsibility, oppose government bureaucracy and taxes, promote private charity, tolerate diverse lifestyles, support the free market, and defend civil liberties.

Music:

Michael Jackson, The Beatles, John Lennon, Sondheim, Fiona Apple, Karen Carpenter, Alanis Morissette, Air Supply, Billy Porter, David Bowie, Cyndi Lauper, oldies but goodies... Too many to list.

Movies:

Grey Gardens (I'm MAD about the Maysles), Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Man Who Bought Mustique, The Color Purple, House of Yes, Waiting for Guffman (Parker Posey!!!), Best in Show (Jennifer Coolidge!!!), Star Wars (Return of the Jedi!!!), Hedwig and the Angry Inch, City of Lost Children, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Requiem for a Dream, Napoleon Dynamite, Ed Wood, Logan's Run, Brazil, Baron Munchausen, 12 Monkeys, Dune, Evita, Auntie Mame (it's reeeally top drawer. lol). . .I love the old movies I grew up with--Goonies, Labyrinth, Muppets Take Manhattan, The Neverending Story, Annie--all those movies that I grew up with and can recite word by word. Anything else by Terry Gilliam (that I missed). . . .The list goes on.

Television:

I'm a dork and watch alot of PBS and C-SPAN... I like old british comedies--Ab Fab, Red Dwarf, The Office--british version... things like that. Embarrassed to say: afternoon judge shows (they're like crack cocaine). But please, someone needs to put all these talent shows out of thier misery. And Oprah Winfrey needs to shut the f*ck up.

Books:

The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Catcher in the Rye, Slaughterhouse Five, Into the Wild, 1984, Call of the Wild, Running With Scissors, Dry, Brave New World, Dune, In Cold Blood, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Fahrenheit 451, The Prince and the Pauper, Alice in Wonderland, the Celestine Prophecy, Die Unendliche Geschichte, the list goes on...

Heroes:

Kermit the Frog, Little Edie Beale, Howard Ashman, Kurt Vonnegut, Andy Warhol, Lord Glenconner, Michael Jackson circa 1984, Chris McCandless, Dolly Parton, Darth Vader, Terry Gilliam, Douglas Adams, Hedwig, Thomas Jefferson

"Well, there's one thing that remains the same. NATURE. Man changes and is variable but nature remains the same. The sun, and the moon, and all the things go on in spite of man. He crumbles." - Little Edie Beale 9/12/73



"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'" -Don Marquis


"I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows." -- A. Warhol



My Blog

Memorial Day on the Farm!

Went to Pittsburgh for Memorial Day. Here are some pictures from my parents farm. Had a BLAST!My parent's house...from the back. Up in the back yard.The orchard...once the trees grow.Moira.Buck.Workin...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

A Man Without a Country

A friend gave me a copy of Kurt Vonnegut's "A Man Without a Country"...Awesome book.  Here's a great quote I read this morning:"That war (Vietnam) only made billionaires out of millionaires. ...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:33:00 PST

What can we do?

Learn.What happened was a horrible, inexcusable tragedy...and hindsight is 20/20. But we can all learn from a senseless act of violence.We need to teach that there is safety in numbers. We need to b...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST

Thought Crime

Wait.Who the hell is Don Imus?Have you EVER in your life even heard about the guy until two days ago? Have you?If you have, did you CARE?I still don't give a fuck who Don Imus is, but the people who ...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:12:00 PST

EVEN IF YOU DON'T EAT IT, YOU ARE

Next time you see that woman who's obviously on social assistance stuffing chicken McNuggets in her little kid's face, grab the bag and throw it on the floor of the subway.  And then jump up and ...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:00:00 PST

Customer Service (en EspaƱol)

It's no secret.  My neighborhood is primarily Dominican.  This makes me a minority, obviously--a 27 year old white male surrounded by mostly first or second generation immigrants from the Do...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST

RESOLUTIONS

1. Be nicer to people who mean absolutely nothing to me.2. Put things that I have no control over into little helium balloons and let them float away.3. Quit smoking...cigarettes.  ;)  ...ag...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:20:00 PST

PICS FROM HOME - DEC. 06

my beh-behs.chickens!big smile.sky on the road.on a log.burning wrapping paper.in the woods....
Posted by Andy on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST

ANOTHER OPEN LETTER

Dear Fellow NYC Commuters,Alright. Before our train ride together tomorrow, please read and apply the following instructions to your morning routine:First of all, they are not giving away Play Statio...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:48:00 PST

PORN STARS and DRAG QUEENS

yeeeeeaaaahhhh.. so I went to the gay men's porn expo this weekend with Mike and Danielle. good times.Deer in headlights. me, Michael Lucas and Mike.I can't remember this drag queen's name. All I ...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST