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Kelly

The Fairest of Them All

About Me


I'm fabulous. I'm bitchy. I'm complicated. I'm funny. I'm sharp. I'm loyal. I'm tempermental. I'm talented. I'm ethnic. I'm sarcastic. I'm judgemental. I'm a rock star. I'm fearless. I'm me.Mostly, I write. You want to know more about me? Read my blogs. They'll tell you everything you need to know.

Me at age 5, serenading my birthday party guest with a belting rendtion of "Tomorrow." Yeah, I've always been this way. I know you're jealous....

Lyrics

My Interests

Theater, music, shopping, dance, basketball, writing, shopping, singing, traveling, reading, art history, theology...Did I meantion shopping?

Music:

Big fan of Broadway Musicals...Anything to either jam out to or sing the crap out of

Movies:

The Princess Bride, The Wizard of Oz, E.T., To Kill a Mockingbird, Say Anything, West Side Story, Muppet Movies, Lost in Translation, Annie, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Forrest Gump, Little Miss Sunshine, Heathers, Chicago, The Color Purple, The Bird Cage, Tombstone, Dazed and Confused, Memento, The Usual Suspects, The Wiz, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Seven, Amadeus, The Village, Stand By Me, Trainspotting, Garden State, The Squid and the Whale, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Sound of Music..so many...

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Sex and the City, Lost, American Idol, Project Runway, The Office...

Books:

Shakespeare, Anne Rice, Harry Potter, Shel Silverstein, Janet Evanovich, The Rule of Four, The DaVinci Code, War & Peace, Cat's Cradle, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Angels & Demons, The Jesus Mysteries, Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl, The Notebook, Lovely Bones, David Sedaris essays, In Cold Blood, A Million Little Pieces, Tuesdays with Morrie, The Satanic Verses, A History of Chrisitanity, To Kill a Mockingbird, I Know This Much is True, Out of Africa, Little Women, Poetry from the Romantic Period. I have a BA in English Lit so I could do this all day....

Heroes:

My Husband...for putting up with my crazy ass for the past 12 years! And for just being the greatest person I know.

My Blog

To Procreate or Not to Procreate: That is the Question.

It's inevitable, I suppose. When you're of a certain age (even though I'm fucking fabulous and can STILL put all those twenty somethings to shame& at least that's what I tell my reflection in the mirr...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:19:00 PST

Blood Sisters

It was late in afternoon and the city had a drowsy, dusty look. Fall had begun and the air outside was crisp and harsh for the first time in many months. The traffic on Philadelphia Avenue was roaring...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:54:00 PST

Sweet Dreams

For the first time in my adult life, I'm at a standstill. Maybe for the first time ever really. Since quitting my job a few weeks ago, I've been so busy that I haven't really had time to realize that ...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:43:00 PST

Fly South, FOREVER

You know what I hate?BIRDS.No, not just birds. SPECIFICALLY BIRDS CHIRPING.Because I don't feel like I'd be bothered by silent birds. But a chirping bird? Yeah, that's something I could do without....
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:23:00 PST

Mess Maker Extraordinaire!

Okay, I just realized something.I guess I should have been privy to it for a while but sometimes things slip by me when not paying attentionwhich I've realized is happening more and more often.Becaus...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

Theory

After many conversations with a variety of women who have been in long-term relationships, I have come up with a hypothesis.I discovered that my husband Mark shares a similar oddity with many other me...
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST

A Christmas Story

So let me preface this by stating that I don't want to get into a deep discussion about religion. I don't want all my peeps out there to stop reading now because I'm going to go off into some cultish ...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST

Professional Thoughts...

Here is the one job that I'm convinced I could never do. And I am absolutely 100% positive that I would completely fail at. I could never be an interpreter. Because I don't possess one single attri...
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:30:00 PST

I Never Said I Was Nice

Okay, I have to bitch about something. Are you shocked? I didn't think so. As previously stated, every morning I have the esteemed honor of riding a bus to work. I know that riding a bus doesn't fit...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST

KDD

Throughout my life I have often times been told that I don't have a great attention span. In kindergarten the teacher advised my parents that I did not like to focus on lessons such as practicing wri...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST