Of course it's about me!!! Me! Me! Me! Duh?
Oh yeah...one useful tid bit...for the record: I am in a committed, monogamous relationship.
VANITAS VANITATUM OMNIA VANITAS
I will make a beautiful corpse someday
Some things that get me off: Adam! laughing 'til it hurts, WASP Culture, Cigars, Caviar, Époisses de Bourgogne on a fresh baguette, a simple white v-neck t-shirt,
"makin' groceries," Turkish coffee laced with cardamom seeds, brioche toast, a smokey HU KWA tea, durian, eye candy, eaves dropping, ebonics, things that smell nice (durian is the exception to this rule), flirting, friendly sarcasm, the perverse pleasure of an ice cream head ache, making out (kissing is fun!), Carmex, Bespoke tailoring, warm winter socks, ironed sheets (it's all about thread count baby!), genderbenders, Arab music and a refreshing hookah, morning wood, extreme Scrabble,
poker, one pocket; 9-ball on a snooker table, the sweet science; the shade on a hot day, a warming fire on a cold day, talking Thai ( I really do speak Thai), sobriety cake - yum, random conversations with people...crossing the line. Makin' poptarts wif ma hunny!
Forever...
I'd like to meet anyone with rapier like wit who understands sarcasm and won't get easily offended when I tease the shit out of them. If you’re passionate about something (other than being fabulous) and are pursuing your goals (any goal...one goal would be nice) I'd like to hear about it. Above all else I'd like to make new friends to create private jokes with and allies to help eschew the mundane.
to add me...or not to add me? to add me...or not to add me? to add me...or not to add me?MySpace seems to be this sort of combination virtual town square and cafe society where people check each other out...exchange the 411 and shamelessly self promote...I love it! If I’m adding you or asking for an add it’s ONLY because I think you’re interesting...you're the artists, musicians, thespians, slackers, hipsters and hopeless drama queens that I want cyber relations with...sure I may want to make sweet love to you by a roaring fire (figure of speech)...but, chances are I simply like the vibe you’re putting out there and want to bask in your reflected glory.don't get your panties in a bunch!!! don't get your panties in a bunch!!! don't get your panties in a bunch!!!This whole top 8, top 24 thing is bogus (for me anyway). If you’re on the list one day and off the next...it don't mean shit. I switch it up all the time with no rhyme or reason...So don't get your panties in a bunch. You're all people I know or want to know better. You're in my friend space because you have that certain je ne sais quoi. So...salut mon ami and I kiss you on both cheeks...no not your ass cheeks!
I also want to meet people with the following birthdays (don't ask why): 8/29; 9/27; 10/25; 11/23 and 12/21
We both love soup..."
Favorite West Wing moment...
I appreciate any music that alters my reality even for a brief moment...music that transports me in time to a place or experience long forgotten. I like discovering new music on myspace as long as it doesn't cause me to shove pencils in my ears. I enjoy all genres of music; especially from those artists who don't rely on pro-tools (unless i'm getting my freak on at da club - then those talentless bitches rock).
If forced to sing Karaoke I'd sing Tainted Love by Soft Cell.
Movies are my drug of choice these days. Some favorite highs include: Being There; Dr. Strangelove; Harold & Maude; Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe; Brazil; Lawrence of Arabia; Ghandi; Blue Velvet; Repo Man; Buffalo 66; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly; The Big Lebowski; Heathers; Uncle Buck; Planes, Trains and Automobiles; Jaws; Raiders of the Lost Ark; Mad Max; The Satyricon; Jesus is Magic; Requiem For A Dream; Waiting for Guffman; The Party; Party Girl; House of Yes (love...LOVE Parker Posey); Dazed and Confused; Casablanca; Bad Santa; Raising Arizona; A Clockwork Orange; Singing In The Rain; The Godfather; The Thin Man series. All things: Mamet, Coen Bros, Marx bros, Akira Kurosawa. So much more.
I haven't watched TV since MySpace grabbed me by the nutsack in 2006...Help me! I remember liking TV...It's still called TV right? Some faves: Adult Swim; CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM; FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS; RESCUE ME; WEEDS; WEST WING; re-runs of MATCH GAME are the "blank" (shiznit). THE ADVENTURES OF PETE AND PETE; SIFLE & OLLIE...Chester I love you - YES! I have feelings for a sock puppet...so f-ing what! BBC America: AB-FAB; BLACK BOOKS; BLACK ADDER; FARTY TOWELS; and so much more...as long as it bends. Oh, you don't see enough Triumph the Insult Comic Dog anymore...'sup with that? Also...does youtube count as T.V.? 'cuz it makes me jizz myself! I luves it!
I can't seem to finish the stack of books by my bedside...and the stack is growing. For inspiration I turn to THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD and HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON - the only two self help books anyone should really need. One should also consult THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY by Ambrose Bierce with regularity.
First I'd like to thank the Academy and of course the man upstairs (actually the man in the apartment above mine - he's quiet). Secondly I'd like to offer mad props to: MY LIVER, Tin Tin, Nick Charles,
Rufus Wainwright, Gay Robot, General Tso (because of his chicken), John Waters' mustache and Jack Handey.
DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com
Oh right I almost forgot ... Buddha, Gandhi, yada... yada... yada. Whatever.