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J-Sin

taste it?

About Me

Smother Magazine:

I'm the editor of one of the first online music magazines (we had a site before most big published magazines like Spin and AP, mostly because they were busy telling us about how rad the Spin Doctors and Tripping Daisies were). It's called Smother Magazine . We review indie and major label bands as well as demos and stuff of all genres. So send in some of your ridiculous roots reggae meets crunked up goregrind with splashes of techno and alt.country. Really.

My Interests

music in elevators, cooking, hoping that the 16 year old that I friend'ed on myspace who has a plethora of makeup will really become my friend. hoping that the fbi won't read that the wrong way. hoping to have 9,000 friends and then quit like a quitting quitter. drinking jugs of wine on a porch while smoking candy cigarettes and whistling forgotten tunes of dixieland. also, hoping the world doesn't become overrun by republicans.

I'd like to meet:

Body massage machine. Jim Henson. Yngwie Malmsteen. Jack Tripper.and certainly Wembley!

Music:

I realize you will think you're more awesome than me, so I might as well not list bands that are currently on my playlist right? wrong. that's an Arnold-esque wrong from the likes of "Commando"...Fistagon, Skinny Puppy, Sunn 0))), Earth, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Anal Cunt, Converge, Keane, Deftones, Pig Destroyer, Aphex Twin, Front 242, Slayer, Statistics, Between the Buried and Me, Unearth, The Emergency, Vision of Disorder, Download, Thinking Out Loud, DJ Spooky, Neck, Gregor Samsa, Genghis Tron, Simon Says, Weezer, Denali, Postal Service, Frontline Assembly, Aroah, Nine, Training For Utopia, Jerome's Dream, Island View Drive, Page France, The Ben Quick, Sigur Ros, Bjork, Tiesto, Mr. Bungle, On My Signal, Far, Team Sleep, Gratitude, Chris Moore, Infinity Falling, Gogglesphere, Bright Eyes, Stabbing Westward, The Ike Reilly Assassination, Heart

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Rules of Attraction, Elephant, Scarface, Lost In Translation, The Goonies, Ghostbusters, Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, The Shining, Fortress, Half Baked, Billy Madison, Death Wish, Fight Club, Fistagon home videos, GI Joe PSAs, A Clockwork Orange, Running Scared, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Stars Wars, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Tenant

Television:

Three's Company, The Family Feud, The Real World, GI Joe, Transformers, He-Man, Thundercats, Fistagon home videos, HOWIE MANDEL WITH/WITHOUT HAIR.

Books:

Highlight For Kids!

Heroes:

Firemarshall Bill, Theo Huxtacable, Wes Jones, Jack Tripper, Alli G, Durante, Dharma, Pippi Longstockings, Popeye, Body Massage Machine, Destro, Cobra Commander, Soundwave, Grimlock, Galvatron, Borat, Holden Caulfield, Snarf, Panthro, Encyclopedia Britannica Boy, Tri-Klops, Man-at-Arms, Battle Cat, Pat Sajak, Link, Luigi, Wilford Brimley, anyone named Thad, Mark Lemke, Oscar the Grouch, The Cookie Monster, Peewee Herman, Jules Winnfield, Ducky, Dave Thomas, Al Bundy, Cactus Jack, Sgt. Tackleberry (RIP).

My Blog

AC/DC, it’s an outlet, a band, and the way that your hair dryer works

AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" is perhaps the most enlightening song of all time. Ok, that might be a stretch, but just barely.My throat is starting to get nasty, boo on colds. Really, big boo.Tonight I'm go...
Posted by J-Sin on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:04:00 PST

All’s Well That’s Cut Short (At Least)

So I'm glad that someday, somehow, someway, I will finally get a haircut. Not that I'm a hippie persay, but damn if I'm not pretty darn close. Closer than my comfort that's for sure. So before you ask...
Posted by J-Sin on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:11:00 PST

ohmygod

I just realized that I used to have a goatee. wow that was a terrible decision. I blame puberty. a lot.oh I bet  you thought I was going to post a picture. sorry charlie.
Posted by J-Sin on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST

I posted pictures even

I never write on here but thought I'd put a couple other pictures on here. whoohoo-ie.also, Smother has had a bit of an update. You can now create an account and rip on my terrible reviews all you wan...
Posted by J-Sin on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:30:00 PST

Hey Myspacers stop flashing the metal sign

you look stupid...seriously.
Posted by J-Sin on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 07:22:00 PST

total google?

google total? yeah I dunno...what I do know is that Curt Porter's Official Site is done...and looking swimmingly...buy his albums you jerks...out J-Sin...
Posted by J-Sin on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 08:21:00 PST

check out my band's site

my band Mir now has a website at mir-rock.com if you don't check it out, you're fucking evil...and that's not that I spelled "Live" backwards ya shizz...you're just Satan if you don't fall in love wit...
Posted by J-Sin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my keane review from DC

recently I hit up the Keane, The Zutons, and The Redwalls tour as they hit Washington, DC...I wrote a show review at: http://www.smother.net/features/keane2005.php go and check it...would love t...
Posted by J-Sin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no more michael powell!

whoohoo! let the world rejoice, there's no more michael powell at the FCC! isn't it happy news!?!? yeeehaw! now why not go and suggest someone better for the Chairmanship...this applies to anyone whos...
Posted by J-Sin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my solo project is added

I have added my solo project dRed to myspace, you can find dRed there...add me or something...out J-Sin
Posted by J-Sin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST