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steve

the spacing guild can jump up my bleached asshole and kiss the back of my big black dick

About Me

Okay...Okay, im sorry. Now wipe away those tears and do this rail off my boner like a man.

My Interests

Getting drunk curling up into a ball and rolling my way into your heart

I'd like to meet:

Hi, i'm steve. my skeleton is on the inside and i have two legs. Oh, i'm sorry i didn't catch that, where is your skeleton? On the outside? how very interesting! and how many legs did you say you had? six!? well i must say that's quite impressive! kudos i'm sure! no.. no..bask in this moment, i'm sure it must be gratifying. this is all you, run with it. and you have black and yellow stripes?! get right out of town!!! well everything seems to be in order, i'll just check with brett in accounts payable and everything should go as plann.....wait just a fucking minute! you're a fucking bumble bee aren't you?! you can kiss my white lilly ass you harmless bastard!! pack up the desk you never had by monday, you're fired from my life.

Music:

The sound of a dragon flapping its wings o'er the misty mountains of olden times. The haunting resonance of my soul touching yours.

Movies:

The Bible

Television:

I like television

Books:

Back to the Future I, II and III

Heroes:

Unicorns