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About Me

This should sum up my life in a nutshell.

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My Interests

doing nothing, cinema, Rock and Roll, writing (even though I can't finish a sentence without screaming out obscenities), reading (the more pictures in a book the better), Getting drunk (even though I'm not very good at it), pin ball, ping pong, beer pong, paint ball, Kristen Bell (my shameless crush), old school Saturday morning cartoons, My DVD collection (especially my Blue Underground and Criterion discs), Directors DVD commentaryâ€™s, Cooking, my computer, iPod, iTunes, breakfast cereals, bowling, Texas hold em, and this

I'd like to meet:

I have come to a spiritual conclusion, everyone that I want to meet or meet again are already listed on this profile. See Heroes.

Music:

Syd Barrett, John Lennon, Pink Floyd, Metallicia, Johnny Cash, Radiohead, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Ozzy Osbourne, Green Day, Nirvana, Bob Marly, The High Fidelity Soundtrack, Rob Zombie, Tom Petty, Grateful Dead, The Rolling Stones, Al Green, The Beastie Boys, Elvis Costello, Urge Overkill, The Goblins, Ennio Morricone, Roger Waters, The Monkees, Tom Waits, David Bowie, A Perfect Circle, Tool, The Beatles, Lacuna Coil, Jimi Hendrix, Smashing Pumpkins, Super Furry Animals, The White Stripes, The Velvet Underground, Ricky Nelson, The Statler Brothers, and countless more.

Movies:

Nosferatu (1922, F.W. Murnau) Frankenstein (1931, James Whale) DrÃ¡cula (Spanish Version) (1931/I, George Melford) Freaks (1932, Tod Browning) Bride of Frankenstein (1935, James Whale) Pinocchio (1940, Ben Sharpsteen) Citizen Kane (1941, Orsen Welles) Bambi (1942, David Hand) The Big Sleep (1946, Howard Hawks) Rashomon (1950, Akira Kurosawa) Pickup on South Street (1953, Samuel Fuller) Seven Samurai (1954, Akira Kurosawa) The Samurai Trilogy (1954-56, Hiroshi Inagaki) Marty (1955, Dilbert Man) The Night of the Hunter (1955, Charles Laughton) Invasion of The Body Snatchers (1956, Don Siegel) Giant (1956, George Stevens) Paths to Glory (1957, Stanley Kubrick) Vertigo (1958, Alfred Hitchcock) The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958, Nathan Juran) Touch of Evil (1958, Orson Welles) Ben-Hur (1959, William Wylar) A Bucket of Blood (1959, Rogar Corman) Some Like It Hot (1959, Billy Wilder) Sleeping Beauty (1959, Clyde Geronimi) The Apartment (1960, Billy Wilder) The Day of the Triffids (1962, Steve Sekely) Lawrence of Arabia (1962, David Lean) Ride the High Country (1962, Sam Peckinpah) The Great Escape (1963, John Sturges) The Birds (1963, Alfred Hitchcock) The Battle of Algiers(1966, Gillo Pontecorvo) The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (1966, Sergio Leone) Cool Hand Luke (1967, Stuart Rosenburg) Night of the Living Dead (1968, George A. Romero) The Producers (1968, Mel Brooks) Once Upon a Time in The West (1968, Sergio Leone) Midnight Cowboy (1969, John Schlesinger) MASH (1970, Robert Altman) HI, MOM! (1970, Brian De Palma) The Ballad of Cable Houge (1970, Sam Peckinpah) A Clockwork Orange (1971, Stanley Kubrick) Dirty Harry (1971, Don Siegel) Bananas (1971, Woody Allen) Straw Dogs (1971, Sam Peckinpah) THX 1138 (1971, George Lucas) Solyaris (1972, Andrei Tarkovsky) Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972, Woody Allen) The Godfather (1972 Francis Ford Coppola) The Godfather: Part II (1974 Francis Ford Coppola) Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia (1974, Sam Peckinpah) Aquirre, The Wrath of God (1972, Wernor Herzog) The Crazies (1973, George A. Romero) Mean Streets (1973 Martin Scorsese) Sleeper (1973, Woody Allen) Young Frankenstein (1974, Mel Brooks) One Flew Over The Cuckooâ€™s Nest (1975, Milos Forman) Jaws (1975, Steven Spielberg) Profondo rosso (1975, Dario Argento) Dog Day Afternoon (1975 Sidney Lumet) Taxi Driver (1976, Martin Scorsese) Suspiria (1977, Dario Argento) Annie Hall (1977, Woody Allen) Animal House (1978, John Landis) Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978, Philip Kaufman) Dawn of The Dead (1978, George A. Romero) Halloween (1978, John Carpenter) Midnight Express (1978, Alan Parker) The Deer Hunter (1978 Michael Cimino) Apocalypse Now (1979 Francis Ford Coppola) The Brood (David Cronenberg, 1979) Gates of Heaven (1980, Errol Morris) Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980, Irvin Kershner) The Elephant Man (1980, David Lynch) The Knightriders (1981, George A. Romero) Escape from New York (John Carpenter 1981) Heavy Metal (1981, Gerald Potterton, Jimmy T. Murakami) Eating Raoul (1982, Paul Bartel) The Thing (1982, John Carpenter) Fitzcarraldo (1982, Werner Herzog) History of the World Part: 1 (1982, Mel Brooks) Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (1982, Nicholas Meyer) Pink Floyd The Wall (1982, Alan Parker) The World According to Garp (1982, George Roy Hill) Videodrome (David Cronenberg, 1983) The Fourth Man (1983, Paul Verhoeven) Ghost Busters (1984, Ivan Reitman) Gremlins (1984, Joe Dante) Brazil (1985, Terry Gilliam) Ran (1985, Akira Kurosawa) The Fly (David Cronenberg ,1986) Robocop (1987, Paul Verhoeven) Raising Arizona (1987, Joel Coen) Full Metle Jacket (1987, Stanley Kubrick) Bad Taste (1987, Peter Jackson) Who Framed Rogar Rabbit ( 1988, Robert Zemeckis) Grave of the Fireflies (1988, Isao Takahata) They Live (John Carpenter 1988) The God of Gamblers (1989, Jing Wong) Do The Right Thing (1989, Spike Lee) Sea of Love (1989, Harold Becker) The Killer (1989, John Woo) Wild at Heart (1990, David Lynch) Goodfellas (1990, Martin Scorsese) Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1990, Pedro AlmodÃ³var) Delicatessen (1991, Marc Caro, Jean-Pierre Jeunet) Porko rosso (1992, Hayao Miyazaki) Hard Boiled (1992, John Woo) The Player (1992, Robert Altman) Groundhog Day (1993, Harold Ramis) True Romance (1993 Tony Scott) Pulp Fiction (1994, Quentin Tarantino) Heat (1995, Michael Mann) Se7en (1995, David Fincher) The City of Lost Children (1995, Marc Caro, Jean-Pierre Jeunet) Antonia's Line (1995, Marleen Gorris) Tromeo and Juliet (1996 Lloyd Kaufman, James Gunn) Starship Troopers (1997 Paul Verhoeven ) Gods and Monsters (1998, Bill Condon) There's Something About Mary (1998 Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly) American Movie (1999, Chris Smith) Fight Club (1999, David Fincher) Election (1999 Alexander Payne) Audition (1999, Takashi Miike) Ammos Perros (2000, Alejandro GonzÃ¡lez IÃ±Ã¡rritu) High Fidelity (2000 Stephen Frears) The Specials (2000, Craig Mazin) Visitor Q (2001, Takashi Miike) Shaolin Soccer (2001, Stephen Chow) The Happiness of the Katakuris (2001, Takashi Miike) Wet Hot American Summer (2001, David Wain) City of God (2003, Fernando Meirelles, KÃ¡tia Lund) Old Boy (2003, Chan-wook Park) American Splendor (2003, Shari Springer Berman,Robert Pulcini) Bad Santa (2003,Terry Zwigoff) Kill Bill (2003/2004 Quentin Tarantino) Sideways (2004 Alexander Payne) Kung Fu Hustle (2004, Stephen Chow) Maria Full of Grace (2004, Joshua Marston) The Motorcycle Diaries (2004, Walter Salles) Shaun of the Dead (2004, Edgar Wright) Hustle and Flow (2005, Craig Brewer) Grizzly Man (2005, Werner Herzog) Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005, Shane Black) The Departed (2006, Martin Scorsese) Pan's Labyrinth (2006, Guillermo del Toro)And I'm sure I could list hundreds more, but I won't lol.

Television:

The Simpsons, Veronica Mars, Spaced, The Office (both the British and the US versions), Kung Fu, pretty much any thing on HBO (The Sopranos, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rome, Taxi Cab Confessions, Extras, Real Sex), The Discovery Channel, and The History Channel.

Books:

The works of Charles Bukowski, Brain Droppings by George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops by: George Carlin, Superstud: Or How I Became a 24-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Feig, The works of Neil Gaiman, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale by Jenna Jameson and Neil Strauss, Cell by Stephen King The Dark Tower (Books 1-4) by Stephen King (the last three sucked!!!) The Green Mile by Stephen King Do the Right Thing by Spike Lee and Lisa Jones Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons, 30 Days of Night by Steve Niles and Ben Templesmith. Alfred Hitchcock and The Making of Psycho by: Stephen Rebello, Rebel Without a Crew by Robert Rodrigez The works of Hunter S Thompson, Videohoundâ€™s Golden Movie Retriever Videohound's Video Premieres,

Heroes:

Woody Allen, Pedro AlmodÃ³var, Dario Argento, Syd Barrett, Rob Bottin, Charles Bukowski, James Cameron, John Carpenter, Roger Corman, David Cronenberg, Robert De Niro, Scooby Doo, Federico Fellini, Gizmo, Rob Gordon, Bernard Herrmann, Werner Herzog, Alfred Hitchcock, Lloyd Kaufman, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, Spike Lee, Sergio Leone,Takashi Miike,ToshirÃ´ Mifune, Ennio Morricone, Jim Morrison, Walter Murch, Officer Alex J. Murphy, Jack Nicholson, Gordon Parks, Sam Peckinpah, George A. Romero, Martin Scorsese, Jeff Spicoli, Steven Spielberg, Quentin Tarantino, Hunter S. Thompson, The Toxic Avenger, Dr. Peter Venkman, Paul Verhoeven, Roger Waters, Christopher Walken, Stan Winston, Joseph Welteroth Sr., John Woo, Career Sergeant Zim, Rob Zombie, and many more.

My Blog

I really don't want to post this, but if I don't, it's not going to go away.

I wrote this hours ago, I wasn't in a very good mood at the time. And to be honest I'm still a little bummed. I didn't proof read (wait I never do that), nor did I reread it. But these are my thoughts...
Posted by michael on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:00:00 PST

The Watchman Movie (the geek dream cast i.e. its not FACT!)

(update!!!!!! Casting has begun! At least the rumors have. So I revised the list, hence my two day delay lol. And if you are interested, Ron Pearlman was my original pick for The Comedian, but that I ...
Posted by michael on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

Random Thoughts

I lost three readers last week&AIDS!If I read your blogs&I like them&or I want to fuck you. Either way I am leaving kudos&and crabs. People on here generally need to relax, the real world is stressful...
Posted by michael on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:11:00 PST

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I have not seen this film; this is just what I read. I try not to pass judgement, but this is from one of the few "reliable" critics online. Devin Faraci, wrote this in his (fucking hilarious, and SA...
Posted by michael on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:12:00 PST

The Departed Situation

Ok& I just bought the two disc special edition of The Departed. And I have come to several conclusions. The movie stands up on a multiple viewings. The special features for once, are worth the extra f...
Posted by michael on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:53:00 PST

Three Questions for a Degenerate

Yes another blog&sigh. And yes its an alliteration of the pandemic that has become, the ask me three questions blog. I refused it&at first, but I have been asking questions to just about the entire bl...
Posted by michael on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

Reposted: For my good friend Mitch

I would of swore that I posted this already, but I guess not. Below is a message from Mitch, possibly the nicest guy on myspace. .........................................Movie fans and reviewers,We ha...
Posted by michael on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST

Random Shit That I Like: An idea that I stole from James Slither Gunn

This is an idea originated by James Gunn. At least that is where I got the idea. And it's just an opportunity for me to pimp shit that I'm into at the current moment. Film: The QueenIn my opinion, the...
Posted by michael on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:06:00 PST

Apirl made me. With the promise of a red colored VHS tape.

I'm not very privy to these sorts of blogs. But I got tagged and I'm bored so, fuck it! THE RULES ARE: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with TEN (10) weird, random, things, facts, o...
Posted by michael on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:48:00 PST

What is your favorite movie?

Just wanted to leave some thoughts on a film I saw earlier today. "Smokin Aces". And to be brief, I can some it up like this. "A big sloppy blow job, that didn't lead to a climax." The movie got my di...
Posted by michael on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 05:38:00 PST