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Na

I would prefer not to.

About Me

I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings
I have no rivals
No man can be my equal ..

Amazed, Fat said, "She's decomposing and yet she's still giving birth?"

"Only to monsters," Dr. Stone said.

My Interests

Sincerity, THE BIZREAL, Gurning, Music, Cryptozoology, Sturgeons, Pizza, Mortal Kombat, Literature, Sequins, Beads, Sewing, Knitting, The Brooklyn Bridge, Natural Light, Architectural Photography, Boston Terriers, Trains, Boots, Swedish Fish, Textbook Titles, Peep Jousting, Senior Citizens, The Chrysler Building, Scientology, Ugly Dogs, Cool Nicknames, Queer Theory, Puke Stories, Crypts, Frank Lloyd Wright, Deep Sea Creatures, Shampoo Hair Sculptures, The Mummification Process, Spelling, Indian Pop Superstars, Bats, David Blaine, The Golden Gate Bridge, Irreverence, Angry Yawn Faces, Brian Krakow, Catacombs, Pseudoscience, The Murder She Wrote Theme Song, Lying, Sailboats, The Gateway Arch, Educational Film Soundtracks, Hand Turkeys, Mausoleums, Drag Queens, Camel Spiders, Catholic Imagery, Vanity License Plates, Costumes, Animals Wearing Costumes, Children's Art, Cathedrals, Bicycle Riding Facial Expressions, Burial Rituals, Hot Air Balloons, Real Life Vampire Subculture, Myself

I'd like to meet:

Ghosts, Anderson Cooper

Music:

The Velvet Underground, Roxy Music, Cortijo y su Combo, Klaus Nomi, The Immortals, Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, Bat For Lashes, Annie, The Bee Gees, Kiki & Herb, Beck, David Bowie, Queen, The Miracles, Patsy Cline, ABBA, Hall and Oates, John Coltrane, The Zombies, Björk, Brian Eno, Os Mutantes, The Jackson 5, Antony and The Johnsons, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Clay Pitts, The Kinks, Jeff Buckley, Bon Jovie, Lou Reed, The Beatles, DEVO, Billie Holiday, T.Rex, Joanna Newsom, Dolly Parton, Scissor Sisters, The Moldy Peaches, Jamiroquai, The Drifters, Michael Jackson, Nick Drake, Elf Power, The Monkees, The Beach Boys, Mika, Guns N' Roses, Freezepop, Rufus Wainwright, Otis Redding, Radiohead, Nico, Raffi, Journey 

Movies:

Beethoven, The Fall, Nuovo Cinema Paradiso, Vampire's Kiss, The Karate Kid, Heavyweights, Red Sonja, MirrorMask, Kicking and Screaming, Harold and Maude, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Real Genius, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Hackers, The Sword in the Stone, Major Payne, Hackers, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Nói Albínói, Heathers, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Hackers, The Reluctant Dragon, American Psycho, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Willow, The Great Mouse Detective, BeastMaster, Young Frankenstein, Legend, Cabin Fever (PANCAKESSSSS!!!)

Television:

The Monkees, Dexter, American Gladiators, Dark Shadows, Pet Star, Twin Peaks, Dr. Phil, Lifetime Channel Original Movies

Books:

The Mustache - Emmanuel Carrere, The Compass Rose - Ursula K. Le Guin, Ragtime - E. L. Doctorow, The Procedure - Harry Musilich, The Stranger - Albert Camus, Tracy's Tiger - William Saroyan, Schrödinger's Cat - Ursula K. Le Guin, The Man Who Lived Underground - Richard Wright, Entropy - Thomas Pynchon, The Sneetches and Other Stories - Dr. Seuss, The Yellow Wall-paper - Charlotte Perkins Gilman, Winesburg, Ohio - Sherwood Anderson, Galatea 2.2 - Richard Powers, VALIS - Philip K. Dick, Monster - Kelly Link, Miriam, Children on Their Birthdays - Truman Capote, The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde, The Witch, After You, My Dear Alphonse, Like Mother Used to Make, The Tooth - Shirley Jackson

One day he was walking in town with his father when he saw something in the window of a fish restaurant. "Buy me that tiger," he said. "That's a lobster," his father said. "I don't want it, then," Tracy said.

Heroes:

Austin Scarlett, Chris Knight, Elisha Graves Otis, Electricity, Zorro

My Blog

Steve, I don’t know why you want to sing "Frog Went A-Courtin’" in a British accent at 3am, but

CUTITOUT!Marc Jacobs drinks Muscle Milk.
Posted by Na on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:48:00 PST

I will haunt you until the end of the world.

Okay, so You guys Whoopi Goldberg shaves her eyebrows!Seriously. She shaves them completely off. Because it itches when they grow back in, she saysI think someone should probably tell her that if she ...
Posted by Na on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:22:00 PST

Don’t listen to him. He just wants to scrape our faces off.

Then:LaserZapIceDiamondSunnyElektraSirenViperNitroStormSkyJa zzDallasTowerGeminiGoldLaceMalibuTitanBlazeHawkThunderTurboS abreCycloneRebelTankNow:FuryHellgaSirenVenomWolfJusticeToaTi tanSleathMayhemMilit...
Posted by Na on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:31:00 PST

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Posted by Na on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:14:00 PST

Halp!

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Posted by Na on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:05:00 PST

WEEMERS

This was all me yesterday. P.S. Troy gave me the best most fancy present ever and a chocolate cake and I got a happy birthday song from zombies in Alaska!...
Posted by Na on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:00:00 PST

Come on Dad, move your jets.

I really hate condiment commercials.No one eats that much mustard, sour cream or catsup. And certainly not that much mayonnaiseNobody.Disssssssssssgusting
Posted by Na on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:56:00 PST

Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century!

I am so excited about Austin Scarlett right now.This is how Austin Scarlett is making me feel -Seriously,You guys should help me convince Troy to start dressing like Austin Scarlett all of the time.SU...
Posted by Na on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:41:00 PST

Skunks in the N64

Okay okay okaySo I haven't said anything for years.I can't sleep because Troy keeps prodding me and telling me about the skunks in the N64 and how it's all something he's seen before. He is such a poe...
Posted by Na on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:01:00 PST

bananosecond

HayTroy and I are moving soon.We are completely out of our apartment, which, our old racist landlady said we did an "A number 1" job cleaning, and are now house-sitting for Troy's brother. Also seriou...
Posted by Na on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:52:00 PST