sometimes it happens. |
I feel really happy and smart today, without doing anything to deserve such feelings. You should too.
Posted by Malia on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:48:00 PST |
dear ventilation system, |
is it really necessary to bring voices from two rooms over and around the corner into the space right above my head? and foot/dead body/cooked vegetable smells? we need to talk.
Posted by Malia on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 08:59:00 PST |
In general, |
there really is nothing to say. So why?
Posted by Malia on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 07:54:00 PST |
meat is the answer. |
the other day, i dug up my internet bookmarks from high school and compared them to my current set. i believe i've become more complacent and boring in these last 2 or so years. i blame myself. today...
Posted by Malia on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 05:05:00 PST |
GAYZER BEAMS |
I took apart an empty polaroid film cartridge and confirmed that the batteries are inside. the metal thing that pushes the film to the top makes a good picture holder. Also, I found a pair of women's ...
Posted by Malia on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 12:37:00 PST |
n00dz? |
last night i dreamed i was at the beach and there was a house on stilts just offshore. the people in the house were having a party. as part of the festivities, they pushed giraffes off the balcony and...
Posted by Malia on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 05:00:00 PST |
I think i can live with that. |
Hee hee! I read a chain letter (oh noes!) and it asked me to make a wish. I wished for bears. Now, if i don't forward it to a zillion people, the opposite will come true! Imagine that... Life with no ...
Posted by Malia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The secret lives of fishermen |
At work, there is a marine VHF radio so we can talk to the fleet. Today, I overheard: Fisherman (sounding somewhat stupid): Hey, Jerry! Try the secret channel! Jerry (slightly annoyed): If it was a s...
Posted by Malia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
yarr. |
i had an awesome dream about being a pirate. i was really tiny, like a kid or a little person. my job was swabbing the deck, and when we got into battles with other pirate ships, i would always have t...
Posted by Malia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
