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About Me

That's my baby!! Pictures by Rachel Saylor, my ex wife and favorite lover, as well as my future Torture Mistress when I rule the world as Samantha, Queen of Destruction. Other then that there isn't really much to say about myself. I am twenty years old, I live in North Pole Alaska, I am on Santa's good list, I'm the bitch that stole Frosty's magical hat, and I was born a blonde. My best friends are, to me, my family. I am extremely loyal to them! I love pugs, I read smut novels, I go to college and I work at a place that I love to hate. Its an interesting relationship. I created my layout at KillerKiwi.net

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Anyone with a sense of humor..if you aren't funny, please don't try to add me.

My Blog

My whirlwind marriage, and crazy divorce

So, here is the story. You may read this, and think to yourself that it is a little crazy and insane. You may not believe it. I am not saying it is true, or false, I let you decide for yourself, after...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:59:00 GMT

Take It Or Leave It People..

So I need a backbone, so I need to stand up for myself, so I need to change this about me, so I need to change that about me. WHAT THE FUCK? Am I not a good enough human being to not have feelings at ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 21:10:00 GMT

I Love.....

Many Years Ago It all started many years ago while I was walking down the street, I saw this little girl child just skipping along minding her own business, now she was a native-eskimo baby, and those...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 21:53:00 GMT

My Day Thus Far

Well today thus far was rather horrid if you must know. It started when I got home this morning around midnight-ish and I realized that some IDIOT put flipping tape on my python. Who the flip does tha...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:51:00 GMT

Plan C

Plan C All of you out there who have come this far with me, thank you. I really must thank all of my supporters, and of course, all of my enemies, without them none of this would even be possible. So,...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:03:00 GMT

The Mermaid Incident

Okay, so this is the Mermaid Incident! This is what happened, I was thirteen years old at the time, and my dearest friend Elizabeth T. and I were in swimming class together.  You are probably th...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 20:11:00 GMT

Plan B

Alright, if you are reading this without reading Plan A first, get your ass out and read Plan A! Jeesh! Its supposed to be in ORDER! Well, for the last few years now I have been dreaming, hoping about...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 22:53:00 GMT

Plan A

Alright, anyone who thinks anything I say is rude or mean, don't read this. Its more like a joke and with no harm intended alright? Plan A First off, you need to know, that I am the future rule...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 23:07:00 GMT