jouissance, sex, lies, video tape, transmogrification, daiquiris, dashikis, shieks, leeks, The Pragmatic Sanction of Bourges (1438), pro-wrestling, coitus interruptus, tailored clothing, visors, breakfast cereal, auto-erotic asphyxiation, old furniture, the taste of stamps, USMC, goat meat, sexy girls, sexy boys, happy endings, mountain-climbing, raw-doggin' it, mincemeat pie, porkpie hats, absinthe & champagne, red Georgia clay, flan, pushers, Chingy, sardines, Loritab, Keith Olberman, frauleins, cheating, postmodernism, deposed rulers, punk rockers, Bolshevism, paying rent late, Everquest, the beach, worship, steak-umm sandwiches, smoking dope, Italian food, hookahs, hookers, jinx, carnivals, jasmine, feet, egg salad sandwiches, depth charges, tattoos, the gay gun, La Raza, theme parks, pussywillows, pawn shops, chance encounters, Muscle Beach, travesties, train sets, cran-rasp-gin-berry juice, conservative talk radio, extiscpicy, japanese magnolia, dinosaurs, five points, pimento cheese, monarchical societies, The Church of the SubGenius, girls wrestling in white panties, Thai food, Genesis 6:4, crayons, the Orgone Accumulator, PETA, Topher Grace, militant blacks, low-blows, pornography, MMA, carolina blue, fine print, fandanguillos, the projects, music therapy, fashion, apes, newgrass, inertia, pages, albatrosses, Presbyterians, mai-tais, galloping, MST3K, Florida, snow peas, seafood, surreal humour, butts, anti-climax, wine spritzers, macharomancy, cartoons, Cal-Berkley, Uncle Joe, cutting off circulation, Christmas trees, Jorges, epistemology, car crashes, clean needles, paraphilia, toy boxes, kosher food, chamber music, flagrant fouls, #2 pencils, argot, girls named Daphne or Daffney, surfing
your mom.
Bernard Mickey Wrangle, Wayne Coyne, Buster Poindexter, George Clinton (the colonial governor; not the funk musician), Pol Pot, John Cena, Ralph Nader, Heathcliff, Jeb (from Camillar), Hieronymus Bosch, Eve Ellis, Benedict Arnold, Dudley Do-Right, Boy George, Guy Gardner, Robert E. Lee, Judas Iscariot, Arlo Guthrie, George W. Bush, Donald Duck, Truman Capote, "Exotic" Adrian Street, Miles Bennett Dyson, Sirhan Sirhan, RuPaul, "Adorable" Adrian Adonis, Magnús Ver Magnússon, the Cheshire Cat, Pee Wee Herman, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Tom Tomlinson, Yoko Ono, Peter Pan, Jazzy Pete, Muhdy Pete, Micky Dolenz, Pogo, Bonnie Rackley, Ran-Man, PaRappa the Rapper, Rex Jones, Dazzling Mikhail, Michael Palin, Bib Fortuna, Frank Shepard Fairey, Don the Beachcomber