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LoveLee

Life is LoveLee

About Me

I'm a sarcastic bitch, who usually doesn't mean any real harm. I'm short, but not petite--my boss recently sent me this text message: "Every day when you come to the office... When you bend over, I imagine fucking you doggie style... You may be chunky but you have curves." I love kids AND believe in a woman's right to choose. I have a dirty mouth, unless I'm in church or around my mother (and I've been avoiding both, lately). I'm materialistic, but I volunteer. I'm secretive and nosey. I'm a shameless flirt. I'm greedy, but not selfish. Most people consider me a friend--even though I can't remember their names. I always tell people what they want to hear. I'm hateful, but not mean. I love sucking dick, fashion, fucking with the tv on, shopping, starting shit and talking shit. I'm a great listener and a horrible gossip. In spite (and because) of all of this, most people love me--I'm the kind of woman men/women call "Sunshine". So, that's me in a nutshell.
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My Interests

Match Making: My First Happy Couple! The Big Day: November 4

But really, my interests are:

Having fun

My family (most important: Being a good Auntie)

Community theater--actually, I love any and all theatre: Melodrama, Musicals, Murder Mystery, the whole shebanga-bang (and, I can't lie, Lil' Abner will always have a special place in my heart)

Going out with friends

Shopping. Mostly bargain shopping. I love pawn shops, thrift stores, and outdoor/open air markets. I love a deal. And prefer to barter--once traded an umbrella to get 3 yards of fabric.

Strip joints--and I mean "joints"! Where they put on a real show. Not just some would-be prostitutes & BabyMommas SWAYING to Top 40 in clear plastic shoes. Strip joints! Where you can get a rum & coke for $3. The costume is well thought out and compliments the music. And each dancer has a signature song

I love experiencing new cultures

CROSSWORD PUZZLES

I just love enjoying myself--sometimes at the expense of others--is that wrong?

I'd like to meet:

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Well, that's my wish list. However, I seem to be a freak magnet! I'd love to meet more of the same--good freaks, bad freaks, any freaks.

And, oh yeah, people who give back: www.DonorsChoose.org iLoveSchools.com classroomwishlist.org

Music:

I love everything! My favorites are Billy Joel, James Taylor, Garth Brooks, Stevie Wonder, Kenny Loggins, Folk music, Classic Rock, Folk Rock, 80's "Hair Bands", Michael Jackson (Off the Wall is my all time favorite), Prince, Tribe, Led Zepplin, Dixie Chicks, Billy Idol, Jim Croce, Martina McBride. But, if I want to dance it's gotta be Salsa, Cumbia, and Reggaeton.

Movies:

I'm a Netflix addict and I'll watch anything; but, my favorites are: GREASE, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Arsenic and Old Lace, Spellbound (Docudrama), City of God, In the Time of Butterflies, Splash, Born Into Brothels (Docudrama), The Color Purple, The Outsiders, Malena, Pootie Tang, Airplane, Napoleon Dynamite, Class, Overboard, almost anything w/Jerry Lewis, The Great Muppet Caper, Devil In A Blue Dress, The Little Mermaid, Lady Sings the Blues, Cry Baby, Ghostbusters, The Road to Perdition, Amores Perros, Little Shop of Horrors, The Jerk, Young Frankenstein

Guilty Pleasures:
You Got Served, Nick of Time

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Yep, Buffy), What Not to Wear (BBC America), Flavor of Love, HOUSE, Project Runway, Family Guy, Star Trek:TNG, Seinfeld, Scooby Doo, Three's Company (the Roper years), Maury Povich (paternity specials), Benny Hill, California's Gold, Nip/Tuck, Earl, America's Funniest Home Videos, The Flying Nun, The Real Ghostbusters (toon), Law & Order, America's Next Top Model, Soap, Oz, Gargoyles (toon)

Books:

I read a lot--actually, I'm a member of two book clubs-- but I couldn't name three books tht I love. Well, let me try: East of Eden, The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down, The Joy Luck Club, The Shining, 1984--I guess that's five.My favorite book club: The Ketchup Sisters of Sonora, CA What The Ketchup Sisters are reading now: This is Not Civilization, by Robert Rosenberg.

Heroes:

Katie Couric, for making the world believe she's a sweetheart--when she's, actually, the most evil bitch on the planet.

My Blog

To Crash or Not to Crash

Two weekends ago, while out on the town with Honey and a guy friend, we happened upon a festive Hare Krishna gathering. Honey, being the most knowledgeable of the Krishna ways, figured that we would b...
Posted by LoveLee on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:09:00 PST

Marionettes vs. Hand Puppets

WTF? Everyone's been raving about this Team America World Police movie and I finally saw it. And to tell the truth: I was a little disturbed. I couldn't focus. I couldn't follow the movie at all; I j...
Posted by LoveLee on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:30:00 PST