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About Me

"Will be the funniest man alive or have sex trying."- Tyson Paul Welcome to Tyson Paul Comedy Myspace Page. Tyson Paul has to be one of the hottest unknown comedians out in california right now. but he wont be unknown for long because my page is spreading around myspace like wild fire. That's right people i've been touring doing comedy for about 4 years now and been loving every min of it. I just recently headline my very first show at cal state bakersfield in bakersfield,ca that went great. Now let me tell you alittle bit about myself and show you where I come from. I'm 24 years old and i live in Bakersfield, Ca. I'm an Economics major at Cal State University Bakersfield by day and a professional comedian by night so im smart and can make u laugh at the same time. I am also C.E.O. of my own entertainment company "Team Ballin Entertainment" so I never slow down, I only progress. My goals in life are to get married, become a successful businessman or become a bizznassman. lol My ultimate goalis to become one of the greatest comedians of all time(aim high or don't aim at all). i'm one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. i'm very humble person because that the way my momma taught me to be. I always have cold hands but I always have a warm heart. I can be crazy when I want to be tho sometimes I can be that loud friend that u don't want to take anywhere because u already know that he going to do something crazy to have everybody attention on yall until yall leave lol. I love to travel I guess that one of the big reason I became a comedian because I do that alot. I'm a basketball player at heart so im always in shape plus i go jogging alot. I also love hats it not often that u do not without a hat on. I love to perform. One college newspaper said that I have a very electrifying stage presence, Complete self-confidence, interacts well with audiences mixed with Clever, reality-based material. I have been compared to alot of great comedians like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, D.L. Hughley, Eddie Griffin, and black Dane Cook. If you want information about me and my comedy just take a look at my comedy resume in my blogs. Other than that Come and Check out the Tyson Paul comedy experience! Come and see Clips,Photos, and other great amazing things that will have you laughing your ass off. Feel Free to leave comments, messages, friend request, man what ever comes to your head leave it. If you want to get a hold of me do a show or to just say wuz up and show me sum love here how you can get at me. Contact: Email :[email protected], [email protected] Cellphone (661)303-9804 Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/comediantysonp WHILE YOUR HERE CHECK OUT SOME VIDEO CLIPS OF ME DOING MY THING! ENJOY!

My Interests

Comedy, Ladies, School,Basketball, Music,Clubs,Movies, etc ask me. BT IF YOU WANT ME TO PERFORM IN YOUR CITY THEN JUST DEMAND ME IN YOUR CITY AND WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. DEMAND ME!

I'd like to meet:

Halle Berry, Nelly Furtado,Mya, Richard Pryor, my wife, BEP,Jay-Z,Destiny Child, Jamie Foxx,Ludacris,Musiq, J-LO, Steve Harvey,Norah Jones,Diana Taurasi, Dave Chappelle,Outkast, Kanye West, Kobe Bryant, Jerry Rice, and Everyone that ever wants to meet me and share a laugh or two wit me.

Music:

I like all kinds of music. It the soundtrack of are lives.

Movies:

RAY, Fade to Black, Summer of Sam, all 80's movies, Face Off, Eddie Murphy Raw, Kings of Comedy, Unfaithful,etc. Hey Myspace, Team Ballin Ent. presents to you a ground breaking comedy experience of a lifetime. Witness the comedic genius of one of comedy funniest future stars as comedian Tyson Paul gives you one of the funniest stand up comedy DVD's you will ever see in "Comedy is My Major!".Be prepared for an entertaining DVD as this talented comedian will let it all hang out in his 1st ever comedy DVD sparing no issues along the way weather it be relationships, gangs,family,AKON, and even not wanting to be too famous. A underground classic that is a must have on July 12th and we guarantee that you will be watching this stand out event over and over again. Comedy is My Major Trailer 3

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Television:

1. Sex and the City 2. ER 3. Sportscenter 4. The Real World 5. Pardon The Interurption 6. The Chappelle Show 7. Road Rules 8. Lakers games 9. TRL 10. Comic View PRE-ORDER "Comedy Is My Major" for DVD Coming Out July 19th NOW!!! .. .. MY TOP 5 FAVORITE STAND-UPS OF ALL-TIME!!!

Books:

unlike some people i like to read 1. "the great gastby" 2. "He just not that into you" 3. "the bible" 4. "Roots" (yes i read it) 5. "goosebumps" ( what yall know about that, that old school)

My Blog

25 things that you shouldnt say on a 1st date.

25 things you shouldn't say on a 1st date 1."You speak Dutch don't you?" 2."You look just like my Ex." 3. "I pulled a drive by on my last boyfriend house." 4. "I've cheated on everyone I ever b...
Posted by Comedian Tyson Paul on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:00:00 PST

Comedian Tyson Paul Resume

Tyson Paul Comedy Resume Comics Name: Tyson Paul Stage Name: Tyson Paul Age: 24 Height: 5'8" Weight: 135 Hometown: Bakersfield, Ca Professional Comedian (4th Year). Economics Student @ CSUB in Baker...
Posted by Comedian Tyson Paul on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:22:00 PST

If Black People Ruled The World!

25 things that would happen if the world was ruled by black people.1. Chickens would be a endanger species.2. Weed would be legal.3. Everyone would have bad credit.4. No Drug Test.5. Oprah would be pr...
Posted by Comedian Tyson Paul on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:04:00 PST

25 ways to know that you are NOT BLACK!

25 ways to know that you are NOT BLACK! 1. If you don't put no more than a cup of sugar in your kool-aid. 2. If you do not know every line to the movie Friday. 3. If you don't have BET for a channel ...
Posted by Comedian Tyson Paul on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST

Ever Been so drunk......

Ever been so drunk .....1.That you passed out at ur house and then woke up in prison.2.That you swore up and down that people kept calling you from a 555 number.3.You spray painted the inside of ur ca...
Posted by Comedian Tyson Paul on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 04:06:00 PST

20 of the worst thing to say after your girlfriend tells U she pregnant.

20 of the worst things you can say after your girlfriend tells you she pregnant. lol1."Are you sure it mines? cuz i dont know it u know this, but your a HO."2. "I'm glad i already schedule that appoin...
Posted by Comedian Tyson Paul on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 04:03:00 PST

20 things women can say so a guy wont want to talk to them.

Get tired of guys tryin to talk to you and they just won't leave you alone? tell them some of these things and they might go away a whole lot quicker. If they dont, then their stupid as hell and desev...
Posted by Comedian Tyson Paul on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 04:00:00 PST

20 things you shouldn't say to ugly people.

well i just think that you should say it at ur own risk that's all.Yeah it sounds fucked up bt hey actually pretty funny to me.1."You must be blessed with a great personality, because i know you got l...
Posted by Comedian Tyson Paul on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 03:58:00 PST

20 of the coldest break up lines I've thought of.

20 of the coldest break up linesSome people think that love is a dish best served cold well I think these break up lines are coming right out the muthafuckin freezer. Now I must fair warn you if u use...
Posted by Comedian Tyson Paul on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 03:56:00 PST

20 ways you should know your fat. lol funny stuff.

20 ways you should know your fat.You should know your fat1. When you look down and you can't see your toes.2. When you go to a restaurant by yourself and they put you down as party of 2.3. When your e...
Posted by Comedian Tyson Paul on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 03:51:00 PST