RICKY RUDE

WELCOME TO THE MIND OF THE COOLEST WHITE BOY EVER! YOUR MOM WOULD LOVE HIM, YOUR SISTER WOULD GO TO THE PROM WITH HIM, YOUR DAD HATES HIM AND YOUR BROTHER HAS HIS MIXTAPE IN HIS IPOD.MEET THE SUBURB LEGEND RICKY RUDE! HIS RHYMING SKILLS DEVELOPED DURING FRESHMAN YEAR IN THE LUNCHROOM BATTLING OTHER MC’S. BY SENIOR YEAR HE CUT CLASS PERMANENTLY AND WENT ON TOUR WITH LUPE FIASCO. WINNING OVER CROWDS EVERY NIGHT.NICKNAMED THE DENNIS THE MENACE OF MUSIC, RICKY IS NOT PLAYIN’ WIT THIS RAP SHIT. HE BELIEVES HE IS THE BEST, AND YOU CANT TELL THIS A.D.D. VICTIM SHIT. LYRICALLY HE IS DISGUSTING, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY THIS KID CAN MAKE HITS.THE BABY FACED BAR SPITTER HAILS FROM SOUTH JERSEY, 5 MILES OUTSIDE OF PHILLY. AND WHEN HE’S NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOUR FAVORITE R&B SINGER, HUSTLIN’ GREENERY OR WINNING IN BEER PONG AT A LOCAL HOUSE PARTY, MR. RUDE IS IN THE STUDIO MAKING HIS THEME MUSIC FOR THE WORLD. YES, THE WORLD, THE BURBS AND THE HOOD WHERE HE IS LOVED AND RESPECTED BY THE KIDS NEXT DOOR TO YOU THAT MAKE TOO MUCH GODDAMN NOISE.HIS CLASSIC ALBUM SENIOR CUT DAY SCORES PRODUCTION FROM GRAMMY AWARD WINNING PRODUCERS MIDI MAFIA, DANGEROUS LLC, BIGG DEE (JAY Z’S HELLO BROOKLYN), SOUNDTRACK (LUPE’S KICK PUSH), XCEL (SHAWNNA’S GETTING SOME HEAD), CHRIS & DROP AND MANY MORE.LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WITNESS THE REAL HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. THE FIRST KID WHITE RAPPER EVER! AND IF YOU SEE A SKINNY WHITE KID WITH A MOHAWK GRAB THE MIC, BE PREPARED FOR AN EVENT.AND JUST TO THINK HIS TEACHERS SAID HE WASN’T GONNA AMOUNT TO SHIT.