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I'm a CA native originally from the SF Bay Area. About 6 years ago I relocated to the Central Coast and haven't looked back. I miss the bay area, but I love my new home.
I'm 30-something, single, and NOT LOOKING!! I'm here to find old friends and make some new ones, and so far I'm doing really well at both!
I'm a workaholic but, in the wee bit of spare time that I have I like to listen to music, go to the beach, go to the gym (Yes, I do like it when I actually GO) hang out with friends, and go back home to see friends and family. I'm not much of an adventure seeker, but a good road or plane trip is always right up my alley! I love to go to concerts...big shows and little shows, and just really enjoy my music as a whole. I will travel to see my favorite bands!! God knows I've done plenty of that!! Music has always been a staple in my life and I can't live without it!! I can't play an instrument to save my life, but to me there's nothing better than a blistering gee-tar solo blowing your eardrums out!!
I'm the proud auntie to four of the cutest nieces & nephews on the planet! They are like my own and I would do just about anything for them. They are the reason I get up every morning, and when I'm having a bad day, just thinking of them makes me smile and feel better! If being a parent is the best thing in the world, then being an aunt is the next best thing!

My Interests

Music, rock concerts, travel, reading a good book, going to the beach, hanging out with friends or family.

I'd like to meet:

NO MESSAGE NO ADD!!! I've been rather lenient about this as of late, so I have to put this policy back into play. Tell me why you think I'm interesting (or not interesting). For those of you who send requests with no message, I will check out your profile and if I think we have something in common, I will add you as a friend. Don't get pissed when you get denied! The exception to this rule is if I know you already.
Who I DON'T want to meet: If you are young enough to be my little brother or sister, or young enough to be my kid...DON'T BOTHER! We have nothing in common, so sending a friend request will be a waste of your time. You won't be added! Guys who are looking to add another "trophy" to their MySpace friends list: FORGET IT!! I'm NOT your girl!! I appreciate the requests, but you're barking up the wrong tree.
Bands/Musicians: I have currently disabled requests from bands and musicians. I just don't have the time to listen to the requests that I get, so I'm taking a break for the time being. I will enable them again eventually.
SPAM: No SPAM please!! Pimp your music, shows and the like, but please do not tell me who to add, put in my top friends, etc. That is for ME to decide, thankyouverymuch! If I start getting redundant bulletins that say the same crap every time, you will be deleted. SPAM is the shit that belongs in the can, not in my message center. That is all!

Music:

Movies:

Television:

I watch WAYYYY too much TV. I was raised on ABC soaps and have been a fan of General Hospital for over 20 years. Other TV shows include: NIP/TUCK, Alias (RIP), Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, ER, Law and Order: SVU, and Crossing Jordan. Some "reality" tee vee is okay. I'm just glad I work at night so I can't get sucked into all those shows!

Books:

Confessions of a Shopaholic series, Trading Up, The Devil Wears Prada, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Bitch Posse, any Stephen King book, any book by Dean Koontz. Any book that can grab my attention in the first few pages works most of the time.

Heroes:

There's only 4: My mom, My dad, My Grandpa and friend Courtney (RIP to you both)

My Blog

Halloween funny

This one is courtesy of Jerilyn:A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asked him why he was staring. He replies: "...
Posted by Shelby on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:38:00 PST

Come Undone

Once again, Andy Taylor has left my beloved Duran Duran. *sniffle sniffle*DD shows will certainly not be the same without him, but I wish him the best in whatever it is he decides to do with his care...
Posted by Shelby on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:06:00 PST

Sick

I will not to go to schoool todaySaid little Polly Ann McKayI have the measles and the mumps*scratches head*...and I can't remember how the rest of it goes! "Sick" was one of my favorite poems as a c...
Posted by Shelby on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:25:00 PST

Tales from the crypt

Well, I really don' t have any "tales" to tell...Not too much to say this week, or for the past few anyway. Just been working my ass off (only in the figurative sense) and am trying to maintain what ...
Posted by Shelby on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:32:00 PST

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose...

...but never get caught PICKING YOUR ASS IN PUBLIC!!!!Last night my friend Wendi and I went to go see KISS. On our way to the show, I had asked if we could stop at the bank so I could get some cash f...
Posted by Shelby on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 06:10:00 PST

Friday Funny (courtesy of Jen!)

A new take on some old Nursery Rhymes! So funny that I have to share!!Mary had a little pig,She kept it fat and plastered;And when the price of pork went up,She shot the little bastard. MARY HAD A LI...
Posted by Shelby on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:15:00 PST

Where's the BEEF???

It's in my fucking freezer!! THAT'S where it is!!!I think I purchased half a cow today! Some guy from a So. Cal meat delivery company had some extras on his truck today and came into my office offer...
Posted by Shelby on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:08:00 PST

HA!!

Remember those signs people used to hang in their car windows that read "Baby On Board"?? Remember how a bunch of parody window signs began showing up after that??I think I saw the best one ever toda...
Posted by Shelby on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 04:29:00 PST