alejandra

This is a social dating experiment.
Beer plus internet date = ?
I'm a senior theatre major at VCU. I write and direct plays. I like zombie movies and sushi. I'm ruthlessly sarcastic. I love to banter.
I'm not looking for a boyfriend. I don't have time for one. If your profile says you "like to cuddle", you need not apply. I'm up for a couple drinks and witty conversation, if you can hold your own. And if the date sucks, it's entirely possible that it will end up memorialized on stage. It's happened before. You've been warned.
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start the water first
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 19
How old do you act? 16
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? The ninja
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes
Which of 8 Drugs are you? (Very accurate)

Inhalants
You are inhalants! Huffing spray paint, hair spray, expo markers, air duster and etc you are one Hardcore Huff. You are not the sharpest tool in the shed. You come and go as you please and are very easy to get a hold of, you can be found anywhere, anytime.Your jokes are hilarious but short lived.