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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paul Tappenden (Mr Tapass)
Birthday: Sept 1981
Birthplace: London England
Current Location: Panama City, Florida
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Same ones I wore Yesterday
Your Weakness: Sweet Tasty Guinness from Dublin Ireland
Your Fears: Waking up without my Penis
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat MEAT MEEEEEAAATT!!!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Need to Drive, no Public Transport in Florida
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF???
Thoughts First Waking Up: Geesh I'm fucking Hungry, let me check the fridge
Your Best Physical Feature: My Crown Jewels
Your Bedtime: When the booze is gone
Your Most Missed Memory: I missed it
Pepsi or Coke: I prefer snorting coke to pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: I don't find either of them attractive
Single or Group Dates: Any I can get
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Guinness
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Guinness
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Guinness
Do you Smoke: Occasionally
Do you Swear: All the fucking time
Do you Sing: When held by the genitals. Yes
Do you Shower Daily: I have standards
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes, even though I left, it'd be great to go back!!!
Do you want to get Married: Already am Asshole. Already Am.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: If I turn around too quickly yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Think??? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Are you a Health Freak: Eat, shit, Drink, sleep .............. No!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: I play with my Instrument ALL the time.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
In the past month have you Smoked: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Imodium - bad stomach
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yip
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I ate Cheerios, does that count?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: EWWW
In the past month have you been on Stage: The worlds my stage baby
In the past month have you been Dumped: No - but I took - A - dump in the past month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: All the time!!! Wanna come along???
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Okay, I'll take the t.v. back to Walmart tommorow
Ever been Drunk: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Ever been called a Tease: Not yet - but still hoping
Ever been Beaten up: N........N............No???
Ever Shoplifted: OK!!! I'll take the t.v. back to Walmart TODAY!!!
How do you want to Die: Horribly - splattered everywhere!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna GROW UP!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Never Never land
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