Helen Mirren

Flesh sells....they want to see naked bodies.

About Me

My real name is Ilynea Lydia Mironoff. I'm one of the best actors of our time and I age like a fine wine. I dig beards and films in which I can appear naked and/or in despair.

My Interests

Being naked, beards, award winning films, theatre, being naked.

I'd like to meet:

Now that's some rockin' facial hair!

Music:

John Coltrane, Ella Fitzgerald, Bizet, Aris Ziagos, Michael Nyman, Mozart, Snoop Dogg, Signal Room, Misfits, Eric Idle, Sister Funk

Movies:

Blue Velvet, The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover, Evil Dead 2, A Fish Called Wanda, Bubba Ho-Tep, Muppet Treasure Island, Clue, Mrs. Henderson Presents, The Full Monty, Naked, Normal, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Television:

French and Saunders, House, Xena, Martha Stewart's Apprentice, Jonathan Creek, Farscape, Third Watch, Prime Suspect, ITTV

Books:

One Thousand Beards: A Cultural History of Facial Hair by Allan Peterkin, Candide, Beowulf, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, The Brothers Karamazov, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Heroes:

Martha Stewart