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About Me

Laying on the couch, pondering the methods in which to concoct a cleverly written, yet concise description under the sub-heading 'about me', I decided to light a cigarette and pensively consider the outcomes arising from such an action. As all the wheelings and dealings of the local populace are quite complex, I decided to have a drink to calm my nerves. Voila!
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volume on full, pounding the pavement, wearing skinny pants, drinking wine, no particular place to go, fall on the couch, microwave food, socially intoxicated collectives, a cigarette and a glass of milk, the clink of an ice cube or two, wrapped up like a hotdog in a blanket, smiling at nothing, frowning at everything, riding around in automobiles, drinking rum on a bus [ or any other form of mass transit ], having but a small locker mirror to analyze my facial structure, play that funky music white boy, have a cigar, out on the weekend, collecting little bits of nothing, i built a robot one time, thinking of the future, raygun, and studying the past, musket, i never met a mammal i didnt like, meteors, motorbikes, malevolence, motor skills, magma, meat loaf [ the guy, not the food ], mediation, meditation, mitigation, and moronic prose.
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I love a good fest. You can't just watch a movie, you have to watch like 12 of them in a row. And staying up late, the most fun to be had when you laugh at those other weirdos wasting the night. Come 730 in the morning and you gotta get up go to work it's not as funny, and they laugh at the man who looks drunk but really is just plain tired. But its always worth it, one of the most important abilities a human could learn is to function on lack of sleep, so you can cram more listless wandering into your already busy day.

My Interests

most people throw on a cd and let it fade into the background, but its much more fulfilling to pick out select tracks from your varied collection of musical formats, like that song you have on tape but dont know the name to, or song.. 5 on your rebel rouser record[ K-TEL NC451 ] that reverberates long into the night.
making stuff out of other stuff is another activity i pursue. a hollowed out television set becomes quite the art-deco shelving unit. a bunch of stickers and some george bush pictures become a political statement, shining down from your roof, so badass that the secret service is on their way to my house right now.

I'd like to meet:

buddha
a pizza man
frank zappa
george bush
a racecar
a bottle of wine
robert gotobed
willy wonka

Music:

good lord this will take all day so ill stick to genres.instrumental rock, surf, 70s 80s 90s punk, early hip-hop, classic rock [if that ever were an efficient title], revolution rock, jazz from time to time, old country, lounge rock, and frank zappa [ who is a genre unto himself ].

Movies:

war movies.

Television:

Hogans Heroes, Combat!, turning points of history, forensic files, exhibit a, any movie on cable because commercials generate a sense of festival.

Books:

brief history of time, connecticut yankee in king arthurs court, any gordon korman novel

Heroes:

Heroes have to pay taxes too.

My Blog

and this??

but thanks for adding me. when you click a bunch of imaginary buttons on a silly box from space it really means your friends.
Posted by Chris on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

and this?

youre all crazy
Posted by Chris on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:36:00 PST

strange revolutionary elders

you know she drowned out all my indecision, killed my sense of self and bought me bandaids in a fit of brutal non-intended fury. sitting there as i have so done, digressing immensly among the th...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:21:00 PST

scenes from a couch

and so it came to pass that on a balmy afternoon in june some years ago, a great void in my life was filled. a great emptiness had preceeded the arrival of this magical artifact, the recurring t...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:51:00 PST

palpable poison

this one time an ogre ventured into a hair salon, he smiled politely and sat down. the garish old ladies struggling to revert the aging process smiled too, for the outward facing sheen of simple...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:16:00 PST

in our time

you know, one of these days the world will end up exploding. and what a glorious day indeed, for the only reason that many of the issues that plague us as people exist is through the simple fact...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:14:00 PST

colon cancer

such legality in the midnight horror epics of the old world riotous injections. unemotional repetitions only wilt the souls of gangrenous old pirates, flying softly in the winds of ethereal real...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:22:00 PST

how to win friends and influence people

rats and mice and everything nice, shuffling around in the dustpans of the world. conniving feet outlay the little fallen canopies marched softly against the brickwork, making an itinerant patho...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:29:00 PST

cookie monster reads a pastry eulogy

its been a million years yeah? my fingers feel funny on this surface, and i feel funny even doing this assinine morosity. lets make up words like burgereskimo and meatmcdonalds. lets talk ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:14:00 PST

garter snake

the air up there smells of heaven and hogwater, futures fared and paired and pizza parloured all aplenty. Good grace and a sour face distill uproariously, culminating in a sleepless mental frame...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:42:00 PST