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Vagina Whisperer

Pure, unmitigated beauty

About Me

My first word was, "hot."
"changes and dreams go together. And I don't mind at all." -- Kit Hastings
"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." -- Archimedes
"Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind" -- Emerson
"it doesn't matter how hard you hit; what matters is how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward." -- Rocky Balboa
My goal in life is to be a well-dressed philanthropist. My real name i dare not utter here because it contains only h's. I was born with an extra foot. Half of many of my interests are most of someone else's but that's occasionally only some of the people much of the time, mostly. Hey, hows it goin?
"When duty whispers low, Thou must, the youth replies, I can!" -- Emerson
"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he turned that cream into butter and crawled out." Frank William Abagnale, from Catch me if you can.
"A word to the wise of the children of the twentieth century, whether you crawl on your hands and knees and wear diapers, or weather you walk with a cane and comb your beard. There's a wonderful spirit to christmas, and a power reserved for little people. In short, there's nothing mightier than the meek." -- Rod Serling, from the Twilight Zone episode, The Night Of the Meek
"We are here to drink beer... and to live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us." -- Charles Bukowski
www.bigbookaltpress.com
www.morganart.net

My Interests

Illustration, photography, music, theatre, cinema, rock climbing, sculpting in ground beef.

From Raymond Chandler, the Big Sleep:
"I didn't ask to see you. You sent for me. I don't mind your ritzing me or drinking your lunch out of a Scotch bottle. I don't mind your showing me your legs. they're very swell legs and it's a pleasure to make their acquaintance. I don't mind if you don't like my manners. they're pretty bad. I grieve over them during long winter evenings."

Yell at me for a dollar! part three!

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I'd like to meet:

Girls who like to go wii.

Music:


Movies:



Television:


Books:

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas, Go Dog! Go!

Heroes:

Phil Conners
Elle Araway:
Elle: is it possible that it didn't happen? yes. as a scientist i must concede that, i must volunteer that.
Kitz: wait a minute, let me get this straight... You admit that you have absolutely no physical evidence to back up your story.
Elle: yes.
kitz: you admit that you very well may have hallucinated this whole thing.
Elle: yes.
kitz: you admit that if you were in our position you would respond with exactly the same degree of incredulity and skepticism.
Elle: yes.
Kitz: then why don't you simply withdraw your testimony and concede that this journey to the center of the galaxy in fact never took place?!
Elle: because i can't.... I had an experience. I can't prove it. i can't even explain it. but everything that i know as a human being, everything that i am tells me that it was real. i was given something wonderful something that changed me forever -- a vision of the universe that tells us undeniably how tiny and insignificant and how rare and precious we all are. a vision that tells us that we belong to something that is greater than ourselves that we are not, that none of us are alone. i wish i could share that... i wish that everyone if even for one moment could feel that awe and humility and hope... but that continues to be my wish.

My Blog

Big Coloring Book of Cocks review from Jane’s Guide

The wonderful always aroused girl wrote a review of the cock book that can be found on Janes guide at: http://janesguide.com/wpmu/books/2008/01/31/the-big-coloring -book-of-cocks/and here. i share it w...
Posted by Vagina Whisperer on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:21:00 PST

Vagina Coloring Books to be at the Vagina Monologues!

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas is going to be at a performance of the vagina monologues!Many thanks to the director and founder of Speaking out about Rape (SOAR)!olay!Here's their website:http://www...
Posted by Vagina Whisperer on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:37:00 PST

basketball star jeffy mcbane sings his heart out

basketball star jeffy mcbane sings his heart outbasketball star jeffy mcbane is a unique man. Besides those extra long linbs, his never-fail freethrowing, he is also a trained operatic baritone."i was...
Posted by Vagina Whisperer on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:50:00 PST

The Big Coloring Book of Cocks!!!

It's here! This weekend I'm putting the finishing touches on the Big Coloring Book of Cocks and it will be available on Big Book Alt Press on Sat! Thanks to all you of you who have been supportive in ...
Posted by Vagina Whisperer on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:52:00 PST

Carol Queen and the Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

There's now two other quotes for the back of the Vagina Coloring Book:"Vulva, vagina, call it what you like, Morgan knows how to draw it -- with love, respect, and just enough whimsy. Get out your cra...
Posted by Vagina Whisperer on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:32:00 PST

What's new

Always changing... What's new as of July... I moved into a new place on Ashbury, a block from Haight street, and it's a great place. Got all my illustration stuff set up, started working on the male v...
Posted by Vagina Whisperer on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:23:00 PST

I am a Movie Star Spaceman!!

I am Spaceman Spiff! See my movie debut as, "Morgoz" in "Earth Girls are Evil" created by my good friend Josh. www.earthgirlsareevil.com...
Posted by Vagina Whisperer on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST

How is this new years going for you?

How is this new years going for you?     Ruth Chang, 32 terribly. today I lifted up my skirt in public again. yeah. my therapist says it's a real disorder. I feel bad. guilty. horrib...
Posted by Vagina Whisperer on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:51:00 PST

Are you an intuitive thinker?

  Jimmy, 24 Totally, man. I get totally in to it. I get so in to it, man, it's like, "Yo! Jimmy! Where the hell are ya, buddy?" It's like I'm sooo gone doin my reps it's like I'm just *in th...
Posted by Vagina Whisperer on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:53:00 PST

Maddog!

  Yeah. people are stupid. Screw 'em. That's why I avoid them. Rediculous. They're just dumb. lookit my leg. yeah. Guess how it happened. Yeah. a person. fricken stairs. Not amused. "I don't w...
Posted by Vagina Whisperer on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:09:00 PST