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About Me

Jair , “The Literary Masturbator,,” is a poet, spoken word artist, Minister of Musings, Director of Dialogue, activist and new resident of Oakland, Ca from Los Angeles where he was a regular with PoetsJazzHouse at Sonny’s Spot www.poetsjazzhouse.com in Leimert Park.
His work has appeared in/on ION TV Presents PoetsJazzHouse, Myne Mic Radio Show, Sequoia Magazine, DownSideUp, In The Meantime “Statements of Pride Issue” GentleChaos, and ThirdThursdayLA. Read his music articles “Eargasms” at www.gbmnews.com
He is the author of the chapbook “Sacred Sensual Secrets”. Look for his upcoming book, “Touch: Poems and Other Writings of Love, Erotica, and Sensuality” and spoken word CD, “Confessions of a Literary Masturbator,,”
He has appeared at/or coordinated for numerous festivals and spoken events including QBall-National Queer Arts Festival 10th Anniversary Celebration, “Is Gay Male Culture Dead?” with GuyWriters SF, The African Marketplace & Cultural Faire, Pan African Film Festival, Sabor Con Fusion, Carlotta’s Fine Art, Soulful Salon ATB Event, Los Angeles Black Book Expo, Panelist-West Hollywood Book Fair, The Love Movement, Abbot’s Habit, UnUrban’s “ReallyBigShow” 5th Street Dick’s, and many others.
While at Unity Fellowship Church in Los Angeles he was founder and coordinator of the Lorde-Baldwin Learning Tree, Co-Facilitator with Frankie Lennon of “The Talking Drum” creative writing workshop, and curator of the annual “In the Beginning Was The Word” spoken word event. He is also part of the spoken word/vocal duo BettaWayz with vocalist Regi Perry and moderator of the WoubiYossi Collective http://woubiyossi.tribe.net/ an on line forum for Same Gender Loving Men of African descent and their supporters.
You can connect to him on MySpace www.myspace.com/theliterarymasturbator and read his thoughts at http://theliterarymasturbator.blogspot.com/
Jair is son to Flora and John, step son to Rev. Arthur Fudge, brother to 9 siblings, uncle and great uncle to many nieces and nephews, cousin to too many folks to even try and count spread out in California, Chicago, Detroit, and Arkansas. He is a Libra and an avid fan of the Los Angeles Lakers blah blah blah blah blah blah blah a bunch of other stuff to make you like him.
Contact him at [email protected]

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My Interests

Bizarre Love Triangles, Fine Young Cannibals, Diamonds & Pearls, Haizy Fantaizy, Pansy Division, Blue Mondays, My Jamaican Guy, Pet Shop Boys, Oingo, Boingo, Devolution, My Everchanging Moods, (Rockin') The Kasbah, Strawberrly Letter 22, Red Red Wine, The Mirror in The Bathroom, Don't you want me baby?, Brass In Pocket, Nu Shooz, Attention, A Tension, Psychodelic Furs, Kundalini Express, SchoolHouse Rock, A Town Called Malice, Pre-Raphealite Virgins, The Breakdown, Thrills, Chills, Daffodills, Quadruple Salchows, Triple Lutzes, Zenyatta Mundatta, Love Plus One, The Reflex, Miss Mary Mack, The Pleasure Principle, Suspicious Minds, Love My Way, Gene Loves Jezebel, The Safety Dance, One Nation Under A Groove, The Hell Of It, The Smell Of It, 99 Luft Balloons, The King of the Cool Jerk, The Groove, The Metro, Hide & Go Get It, Uno-Dos-Siete, Double Dutch, Exploring Planets (like Ur-Anus), The Man With The 4-Way Hips, A Love Supreme, Punchanella 47, Digable Planets, Pulling Mussels From A Shell, Watching The Detectives, Synchronicity, The Chalice From The Palace, Ghosts In The Machine, Sunday Bloody Sunday, HollyRock, HouseQuake, The Light That Never Goes Out, 2 Vibe and B Vibed 2 Connect and B Connected, Pulling Up To Someone's Bumper With My Long Black Limousine, A Man With A Slow Hand, Shiny Happy People, Hoping That Someone Will Get My Message In A Bottle (I sent an SOS), The Glamorous Life, Until 8X8X8=4, Naptology, Bootyology, Everyday People, Guys who aren't only about that thing, Zingalamaduni, Dooty Booty, NapDonalds {I'll have a Nappy Burger W/cheese~Fries &small Hi-C}, Light, Re-Membering, Public Displays of Unconditional Love, Flirting, I've got ants in my pants and I need to dance (but a big fat woman won't give me a chance), A Flock of Seagulls, Manic Mondays, The Style Council, Gettin' in the house before the street lights come on, How Soon Is Now??

I'd like to meet:

Poets, Writers, Spoken Word Artists, Publishers, Editors, Activists, Music Lovers, Sports Fans, Cool People....

Music:

Jazz, Gospel, Reggae, HipHop, Soul/Neo-Soul, Classical, WorldBeat, Rock, Alt-Rock, New Wave, Punk

Movies:

Brother 2 Brother, Dakan, Eve's Bayou, Blind Faith, All About Eve,Far From Heaven, Maurice, Boogie Nights, Undercover Brotha, The Color Purple, What's Love Got To Do With It?, Our Father,Brother 2 Brother, It's A Wonderful Life, Ray

Television:

Commander In Chief, America's Next Top Model, The Apprentice, Tavis Smiley, Herndon Davis Reports, Top Chef, Project Runway, The Boondocks, College Football, Pro Football, College & Pro Basketball, Figure Skating

Books:

Child of God-Lolita Files, The Year the Colored Sisters Came To Town-Jacqueline Guidry, The Queen of Harlem-Brian Keith Jackson, 72 Hour Hold-Bebe Moore Campbell, Funny-Steven G. Fullwood, Ghetto Celebrity-Donnell Alexander

Heroes:

Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !

My Blog

GuyWriters Conference: Get Plugged In

GuyWriters Conference: Get Plugged In June 21st, 2008 San Francisco   GuyWriters calls all gay and bisexual male poets, prose writers, and playw...
Posted by Jair, The Literary Masturbator" on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:23:00 PST

WordJism

Brotha, Sista&Can You Spare Some Change?By The Literary Masturbator"Brotha, Sista&Can you spare some change?Can you change the way you view the situation?Can you change the way you react to what you s...
Posted by Jair, The Literary Masturbator" on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:54:00 PST

WordJism

And I Was Left Alone Sitting Silently In The Tenor Section& By The Literary Masturbator" And I was left sitting silently in the tenor section& I was muted by the preacher spewing his hatred He b...
Posted by Jair, The Literary Masturbator" on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:52:00 PST

Tim’m-Front Porch Oakland

Tim'm-Front Porch Oakland The rumors are true. I have a crush on Tim'm West. He knows about it so maybe it's not so much a rumor. But this message is not to burden you with that information. It's ...
Posted by Jair, The Literary Masturbator" on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:46:00 PST

Rev. Charles Lanier Body Is Found...

The first time I went to Unity Fellowship Church in Los Angeles the first person I met was Deacon (at that time) Charles Lanier. He welcomed me with a hug and warm greeting and has been wonderful to ...
Posted by Jair, The Literary Masturbator" on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:12:00 PST

Tongues Untied

I had NEVER seen anything like "Tounges Untied" the first time I saw it on PBS. I found it by mistake. I was very much in the closet when I saw it but you know that feeling of yearning for something y...
Posted by Jair, The Literary Masturbator" on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:45:00 PST

Yet Even More WordJism...

Beautiful Daydream of Friday Mornin' By The Literary Masturbator-- I caressed his cheek Our bodies lay entangled I could feel his heartbeat Skin against skin Flesh dissolving into each other His ...
Posted by Jair, The Literary Masturbator" on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:47:00 PST

WordJism [Poetry]

Quake.. By The Literary Masturbator-- The earth moves under my feet My equilibrium is shaken Where is the balance? I was afraid of the quake, but I realized I was safe from harm, because the tect...
Posted by Jair, The Literary Masturbator" on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:19:00 PST

WordJism [Poetry]

Shelter Me (A Meditation/Prayer)By The Literary Masturbator--Shelter me&Cover me in the fullness of your graceHide me in the awesomeness and allness of your loveKeep me safe from the tornadoes of nega...
Posted by Jair, The Literary Masturbator" on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:17:00 PST

Let The Healing Begin [This Is Not A Poem]

In the wake of the situation with Senator Barack Obama's campaign inclusion of gospel singer Donnie McClurkin for a fundraiser I am reminded of this speech I made a few years ago...The following is te...
Posted by Jair, The Literary Masturbator" on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 04:22:00 PST