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Pat O Brien

The measure of a man is inside his dates. . .

About Me

I can't even sit outside without people not knowing who I am, look at my face. But come closer babe. Everyone knows this dog, ruff baby... ruff...grrrrrrrrrr... ruff.. licklick.. drip... splootsploot...... gulpgulpgulp... text me baby.Ah Cha cha CHA!

My Interests

When i was in the army they say to me "Henry, what is it you carry" and i responded "dice, my friends, real nice dice, cause i gamble for life". My company, that i own, provides money on money, i'll buy you out, pigshit. I like good shelving and chewing on some nice forehead.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to feel you.

Music:

I like Yanni and that's it, fly on that Mozart!

Movies:

Godaholic, anything that has to do with the big G-man and crew, i love. Cruise you and your Scientology, vitamins ain't going to save you from the devil.

Television:

Well if my face doesn't look familiar then you are out too much. Access Hollywood BITCH! Gossip is why god created me and my show.

Books:

The Complete Left Behind Series. Everyone is going to hell. Except Hollywood, you don't get good stories from Ohio or Dixietown. Ahchachacha!

Heroes:

that guy on Highway to Heaven.

My Blog

what is a pirate to do in dullsville

So i picked my kids up from school yesterday and get home and my fuckin ex wife is sittin on the kitchen counter with a note from the state saying i can't have my kids anymore, bitch. If only the stat...
Posted by Pat O Brien on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 09:10:00 PST

ode to de lonely fish. . .

Oh, it is so lonely in my cave, if only someone would talk to me. another inch of dust has gathered on me. for i will not budge until the life has taken in anothers voice, sniffsniff, poor ol fis...
Posted by Pat O Brien on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:46:00 PST