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The Recognizer

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About Me



I roam the electronic aether in search of escaped prisoners, Video Warriors who have gone AWOL and any errant program that does not match our MCP's color scheme by crushing them with my giant serifs. Also I like hanging with my buddies and chatting it up over a pint. Right now I have a part time gig doing off-duty sentinel work for the Lightcycle Races which is awesome because I get free tickets.

My Interests

Solitare, Minesweeper, Hearts, Freecell, Pinball, Calculator, Notepad (for my diary), Crushing my opponents, MSPaint, Lightcycle races, seeing a Lightcycle rider totally wax it and combust into a million pieces (my ex-girlfriend hated the races, she thought they were "barbaric"... whatever).

I'd like to meet:

The one they call Tron. I'll squash him like a bug!

Music:

Devo, Styx, Yes, Rush, Wendy Carlos, Jan Hammer, Joe Satriani, Jean Micheal Jarre, Parliment Funkadelic

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, Black Hawk Down, The Black Hole, Blue Thunder, Rambo, Firebirds, Pi, The Omega Code, Sparticus, I'd say The Matrix but I didn't like how it ended.

Television:

Airwolf, Cops, America's most wanted, Dateline

Books:

Chicken Soup for the Fascist.

Heroes:

The MCP, Louis Black, Both 0 and 1, Maximilian, The Lamborghini Countach and Igor Sikorsky.