i am a zen master that goes by the name of Of.

A young schizophrenic named Struther,
When told of the death of his brother,
Said: "Yes, it's too bad,
But I can't feel too sad –
After all, I still have each other."
– Anonymous
__________________________________________________________ oedipus is one sick mother fucker!
-me
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relabsentatheismaticalism
re-lab-sen-tay-thee-is-ma-tic-al-ism: verb
when someone fabricates a word and gives it a definition that cognitively describes that which is being given the definition for fabricating a made up word such as the word this definition is defining.
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There was a young man from Lahore
Whose limericks stopped at line four.
When asked why this was,
He responded, “Because.”
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saulie: n. a hired mourner at a funeral_____________________________________________________ _____
How long is the answer to this question?Ten letters.
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A samurai once asked Zen master Hakuin where he would go after he died. Hakuin answered, “How am I supposed to know?”
“How do you know? You’re a Zen master!” exclaimed the samurai.
“Yes, but not a dead one,” Hakuin replied.
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In this sentence there are sixteen words, eighty-one letters, one hyphen, four commas, and one period. __________________________________________________________
“All generalizations are dangerous — even this one.” — Alexandre Dumas
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here is my music project 'palette'
www.myspace.com/palettesounds
and here are some of my paintings...___________________________________________ Dramatic Lemur
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