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Kick Ass Lisa

...and when you get to Heaven, may the Devil be your judge. - Flogging Molly

About Me

Well, somehow this section disappeared. I either deleted on accident or someone was nice enough to do it for me. Great. Now I get to figure myself out all over again.

My Interests

Taking long walks at night in shady neighborhoods.
Hanging out in dark alleys.
I have two jobs, I work too much, and I love every minute of it.
I like the smell of matches.
I like to wait in long lines for no reason.
I like to format excel spreadsheets over and over and over.
I like to eat chocolate chip cookie dough.
I like a good glass of Pinot Grigio.

I'd like to meet:

Malapert people - don't know what that means? look it up!
.....Steve Buscemi, Bruce Campbell, Penn & Teller.I've already met this guy - he's pretty fucking cool... Lizard Man

Music:

Tool, Rob/White Zombie, THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE, The Faint, Rocket Deville, Slick 57, Johnny Cash, Static-X, Atomic Fiends, Mozart, The Killers, Boys Named Sue, industrial, rockabilly, surf, Beethoven, Fear Factory, The Faint, system of a down, Franz Ferdinand, Stone Temple Pilots, 80's music, Beach Boys, dance, Sex Pistols, Devil Doll, Ministry, Chris Isaac, The Bravery, Harry Connick Jr., Morrisey, The Smiths, Billy Idol, Marilyn Manson, The Cure, Waylon Jennings, Stone Temple Pilots, The Epoxies, Frolic, Norah Jones, Travis, Led Zepplin, The Doors, The Fade-Aways, The 5678's, The Orangutones, The Lord Henry, Max Cady, Sparkle Pussy Barbie, The John Sparrow, Dynah, Lomita, Sounds Under Radio, The Bravery, Red Monroe, Sky Remedy, Secret Machines, She Wants Revenge, Deathklok...

Movies:

M. Night Shyamalan movies, Hitchcock movies, Napoleon Dynomite, My Man Godfrey, Lord of the Rings, House of 1000 Corpses, Amelie, vintage porn, 13th Warrior, Punch Drunk Love, Top Gun, Robin Hood, John Wayne movies (yes, I like John Wayne, wanna talk about it?), Cary Grant movies, these days anything with Joaquin Phoenix in it, the Friday movie series, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Transporter, Italian Job, Anchorman, there's too many to list, pretty much anything, I'm not that picky

Books:

Dean Koontz, Janet Evanovich, John Grisham - and I proudly use my library card!

Heroes:

My parents, my grandparents, Abraham Lincoln, Jebus...
CONGRATS TO TONY GYWNN FOR BEING VOTED INTO THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME!!!

My Blog

My World


Posted by Kick Ass Lisa on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:12:00 PST

Today’s Horoscope

Friday, March 14, 2008 Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) Although you might think that your social life has been busy recently, the activity could pick up another notch with the Sun, Uranus, Venus and Mercury...
Posted by Kick Ass Lisa on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:00:00 PST

I totally made it up

So that butthead Andrew wouldn't tell Gretchen what made his night crazier than ours, so I made up his adventure for him. Besides, could his night have been any better than having on of your best...
Posted by Kick Ass Lisa on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:13:00 PST

I can relate. I just bought some new ones myself.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/540426625.html   If Men Had Boobs Date: 2008-01-15, 6:09PM MSTToday I had the unpleasant experience of shopping for new bras. You must understand that I ...
Posted by Kick Ass Lisa on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:40:00 PST

I still want one

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080116/us_nm/usa_dogs_dc Bulldog back on top 10 dog list after 75 years by Robert Campbell Wed Jan 16, 1:07 PM ET NEW YORK (Reuters) - Bolstered by its popularity wi...
Posted by Kick Ass Lisa on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:42:00 PST

My New Favorite Song

Thank You for making me feel like I'm guiltyMaking it easy to murder your sweet memoryYou were way out of line,went and turned it all around on me againHow can I not smell your lieThrough the smoke an...
Posted by Kick Ass Lisa on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:32:00 PST

My college Tuba Teacher....Mark Wolfe.

http://www.dentonrc.com/sharedcontent/dws/drc/localnews/stor ies/DRC_Accident_claims_1220.326d919b.html   I am shocked, stunned, speechless, and numb. I studied under this man for 5 years, he's th...
Posted by Kick Ass Lisa on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:17:00 PST

sometimes

if you say something to the right person, you get something unexpected that works in your favor (and theirs too)
Posted by Kick Ass Lisa on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:21:00 PST

So here it is....

its been a full year now. Why this particular anniversary sticks out is something I'm still figuring out. I wrote a 5 page letter to you, pretty much to get things off my chest and say things I've nev...
Posted by Kick Ass Lisa on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:10:00 PST

Tom Petty said it best....

Don't come around here no moreDon't come around here no moreWhatever you're looking forHey, don't come around here no more I don't feel you anymoreYou darken my doorWhatever you're looking forHey, don...
Posted by Kick Ass Lisa on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:04:00 PST