I am 22% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
I'd like to meet:
the 6 winning lotto numbers
Music:
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In no particular order just a stream of consciousness....
rob and white zombie, tripping daisy, course of empire, nin, ccr, elvis, boys named sue, minority, flametrick subs, everclear, marilyn manson, ac/dc, 80s hair bands, burden brothers, toadies, beastie boys, run dmc, ll cool j, BHG, no doubt, harry connick jr, etc etc
Movies:
my .. blockbuster queue is always full.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Television:
hockey, football, Sopranos, Deadwood, Rome, Entourage, The Shield, The Wire, poker tournaments, TLC, The Tick, Jeopardy, Scrubs (superb writing)
Books:
reading...pfft...oh yeah...Rainbow 6...i sympathized with the bad guys
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff
Birthday: Feb 13, 1971
Birthplace: Anchorage, AK
Current Location: Dull-ass, TX
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brownish Blondish
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Mostly right, some things i do left handed
Your Heritage: Negro
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Animals
Your Fears: Stupid people with power
Your Perfect Pizza: cooked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: win the lotto
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hey, douche
Thoughts First Waking Up: I love you gordon keith
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever i crash
Your Most Missed Memory: can you miss a memory? don't you always have it
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Lee Harvey's
Single or Group Dates: Single for dates, groups for cutting loose
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl it
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Cigars
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: In the car
Do you Shower Daily: Yep. Sometimes two or three times.
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: Your mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married: i hear marriage fucks up a good thing
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: my mom says I am
Are you a Health Freak: at times
Do you get along with your Parents: one of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: meh
Do you play an Instrument: i play with my organ
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: copious amounts
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: don't think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: that shit is bait yo
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: took a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: every morning in my shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the key to every woman's heart
Ever been Drunk: Does Kanye West hate W?
Ever been called a Tease: nah, i'm a slut
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: i'm immortal
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a toys r us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia / New Zealand
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