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LAZER

The Sonz of Rhineland

About Me



*Lazër Muzik Downloadz*

01. Intro
02. Lazër Party Countdown
03. Lazër Crow
04. The Fürher's Decree (Skit)
05. ¡Danger! (Lazër Under Siege)
06. Fragile Ears
07. The Whale Song
08. Interlude
09. Night Moves feat. Ice von Shredula
10. Roofies P.S.A. (Skit)
11. Lazër Date
12. Dance for Racism (Live)
13. Johnny Law (Skit)
14. Hot Pursuit
***More Downloadz***
The History of The Sonz of Rhineland

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/19/2005
Band Website: LazerTheBand.com
Band Members: Hammel - Producer/Vocalist
Briso - Dancer/Vocalist
Keinhorst - Engineer (R.I.P.)
Ice von Shredula - Guitarist
CRT-2000 - Bassist
Prince John - Drummer
King Jon - Crow Keeper
Lazër Crow - Bodyguard
Influences: Kraftwerk + Timbaland + Iggy Pop Stoogez
Sounds Like:

Record Label: www.WhaleVoice.com
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

***Click Here for Latest Lazër Newz***

***BREAKING NEWS***09/04/07Lazër's skeletons exit closet, discover debut album.08/05/07Impatient hussies scour the globe in search of Lazër as The Sons of Rhineland's haitus enters its second mon...
Posted by LAZER on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:12:00 PST

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Attention Dancing Slavez,For limited timez, Lazër do special sale where you get free Lazër Crow logo sticker when you buyz a Let Me Dance You CD and poster!  These 4" wide, all-weather...
Posted by LAZER on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:37:00 PST

Hire Lazër For Crash Party!!

Long before Lazër waz muzik sensation, we maked people uncomfortable at social gathering.  If you iz interest in having Lazer crash your party, embarass your coworker, or company y...
Posted by LAZER on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:52:00 PST