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cockvandyke

Feeding you stale garbage since God knows when.

About Me

Eons ago... a mystical dragon fell from the sky and let out a flaming belch of the word, "CockVanDyke!" The rest, as they say, is history, and the future.On face value, the benevolent Cockvandyke looks like a poodle thats face had been set on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a chain. Like false appendages on an amputee, the benevolent Cockvandyke fuses the likes of Johnny Cash, Dick Dale, and Elvis Presley all onto a hideous death metal machine with undercurrents of true punk. The outcome is a musical Frankestein; well admired, hard to look at, undeniable fantastic feat of alchemy that extends the outerlimits of rock, yet remains adversely attractive.The process is ugly, but the outcome is God-like. Located in Austin, home of the Butthole Surfers, Scratch Acid, And you will know us By the Trail of Dead and Spoon, the capitol of Texas has allways been a fertile breeding ground for the atrocious and insane, the benvolent Cockvandyke is no exception.Hailing from local Austin bands like Rattletree, a.d.a., and TV People, the members of C.V.D. have experience in music spanning the entire globe, which only adds to their distaste for the flacid and mundane.Cockvandyke started in 2006 in Carson's bedroom (which was known as the carpet cave) with two friends. With just a few short months as a full band, Cockvandyke are already in the process of recording a full length album and planning a U.S. Tour. Until then, the benevolent CVD will continue to extend its ragged appendages out into the world, looking for love and a warm glass of milk.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/11/2006
Band Website: ur lookin at it fer now
Band Members: Carson - vox and guitars, Jeremiah - bass and back vox, Michael - drums
Influences: mastodon, slayer, jesus lizard, cephalic carnage, morphine, crash worship, danzig, queens of the stone age, eagles of death metal, BRMC, fugazi, minor threat, yeah yeah yeahs, tool, turbonegro, black sabbath. coalesce, clutch, mr. bungle, fantomas, hank III, unknown hinson, madonna, superjoint ritual, ministry, genghis tron, tia carrera, archers of loaf, shellac, dillenger escape plan, pig destroyer, dead horse, johnny cash, tomahawk, primus, dick dale, led zeppelin, these arms are snakes, many many more
Sounds Like: the beach boys of death metal
Record Label: Triple B Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Another ball of yarn from Michael

Thread on bricks,A lonely place somewhere over my shoulder.Remove dead skin,An open soul skims across the water.Tighten my grip,Time turning neither forward nor backward.An uncontrolled fit,The one th...
Posted by cockvandyke on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:16:00 PST

some crap from Michael

Our cells answer only to the sum. Submit your ashes for the future to draw from. Reasoning turns so-called truth to glue. The Thinker, The Clown, The Judgement, The Prostitute.   Create this...
Posted by cockvandyke on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:42:00 PST

Recording Sessions and Poison Ivy

Thanks to everyone who came to our show, it was our first time at the Red Eyed Fly so we got our red-eyed cherry popped. The last band Sedium's shit was the poop.We spent all night Thursday in the stu...
Posted by cockvandyke on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:25:00 PST

We’re face melters! CVD in the press

So we decided to ignite our blog. Michael and I will try to keep it updated with information that's imperative to this country's freedom. Jeremiah doesn't believe in myspace, and he is the last person...
Posted by cockvandyke on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:26:00 PST