I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis
Straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
NFL (Go Cowboys!), flavored lip gloss, cold beer, sunny days, guys in eyeliner, patio drinking, people watching, my friends, when my kitty-cat sighs, Hooter’s hot wings, cold beer, laughing until my stomach hurts, happy hour, people that say "please" and "thanks", new friends that come along that you feel like you have known forever, floating in my pool and solving all the worlds problems, road trips, 105.3FM (seriously thank you to this radio station), hating country music, hair of the dog, not calling me before 10am, text messages, did I mention cold beer, the evil powers of rock-n-roll, chillin' at the beach down at Club Med
Fischerspooner, Supersuckers, Chicane, Louis Armstrong, Miles Davis, Egyptian Lover, Basehead, The Urge, They Might Be Giants, The Charlatans, Happy Mondays, Radiohead, Prodigy, N.E.R.D, Crystal Method, 311, Afroman, Spot, Primer 55, Videodrone, Beastie Boys, Incubus (their older stuff), NIN, Slick Rick, Taproot, Orgy, Static X, Placebo, Soup Dragons, XTC, Vallejo, Nonpoint, 2 Live Crew, Depeche Mode, Underworld, Disturbed, Korn (their old stuff), Social D, Hed Pe, Slipknot, BT, Paul Oakenfold, Dave Seaman, Snot, ATB, Danzig, Van Morrison, Union Underground, Sublime, Pantera, Timo Maas, Deep Dish, Echo and the Bunnymen, Front 242, Cypress Hill, Thrill Kill Kult, James, Digital Underground, Seb Fontaine, The Cure, Anthony Pappa, D:Fuse, Tool, Al Green, Muddy Waters, BB King, Etta James, Morrissey, Shriekback, Blur, Papa Roach, Gravity Kills, Beck, Sprung Monkey, Stereo MC's, Tricky, Primal Scream, Darren Emerson, Ill Nino, Buckcherry, Meat Beat Manifesto, Ministry, Primus, Drowning Pool, Front Line Assembly, Rancid, Reverend Horton Heat, Nitzer Ebb, Rage, Tripping Daisy, Hatebreed, ACDC, Elvis Costello, The Kinks, The Cars, Van Halen, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Cheap Trick, The Ramones, Jibe, Skinny Puppy, Sound Garden, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, The Clash, The Toadies, Rolling Stones, KISS, Nashville Pussy, Motor Head, Audioslave, Janis Joplin, Pimpadelic, Boys Named Sue, The Mumbles......to name a few... :)
Friday, Clerks, The Breaks, Pulp Fiction, King of New York, Menace II Society, Office Space, Jackass, The Thin Man, Blazing Saddles, Royal Tenenbaums, Ocean's Eleven, Blow, Trainspotting, Go, Mallrats, Heathers, Army of Darkness, The Sandlot, CKY box set, Pump Up the Volume, Zoolander, Wedding Singer, Boyz N the Hood, Goodfellas, Talladega Nights, Wedding Crashers, Borat
Cat House, Arrested Development, The Office, Football on Sunday's, Queer as Folk, Nip/Tuck, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Conan O'Brian, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, Headbangers Ball, Viva La Bam, Jackass, The Chapelle Show, Grey's Anatomy, Family Guy
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