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TEXAS LOVE

TEXAS STYLE MOTHERFUCKER

About Me


I live my life one beer at a time. For that twelve ounces, I'm free. You know how they say everything is bigger in Texas? I'm living proof. I'm not small in stature, attitude, or straight up balls out insanity. As for the nickname, my real name is Jason, but Texas Love was affectionately given to me by two cute little Jersey girls I used to party with, wink wink. So I'm 30, and I've been living in Jersey City for nearly six years now. I grew up in Funkytown Ft Worth TX, where I played three sports in high school, kickboxed for ten years, and played in a number of bands around town. Then I went to the University of North Texas in Denton, TX where I partied like a maniac, consumed oceans of alcohol, and jammed with my buddies all day and night. I became a member of the oldest independent fraternity in the nation, the Alpha Chapter of the Brotherhood of Delta Lodge. Ever seen Animal House? Thats us basically. We throw an annual music festival each year called Fry Street Fair, and have had some of the biggest names in popular music show up to play for us. I moved here from Denton in March of 2002. In some of my pics is my old friend Greg, AKA Skins, my man on the drums. This guy was an animal on the skins, and a kick ass bro to party with. In all our pictures, either we're jamming or drinking or flipping each other off (international sign of peace, love, and mutual admiration). Lets see... I work for a major financial company just outside Manhattan (thats New York City for you slow people). Everyone wears slacks and dress clothes. I wear steel toe boots, and a chain wallet. I put quarters in my penny loafers. I'm a rebel. Or a pimp. I do have a couple nice suits to wear also. So I might be both, I dunno. .. I live for the weekends, where I can sleep in late, drink all day, shoot pool all night, jam out (if there's anyone available to jam with), listen to good tunes, and chase tail. Ok so it chases me, whats the difference really? I shoot pool in the Hudson County division of the APA, or American Poolplayers Assocation. Currently I'm one of the top ranked shooters on my team, and the rest of my crew ain't too shabby either. We drink, play loud fuckin music, and kick the shit out of people. On the pool table of course. Ok so I'm a little rough around the edges, but fuck it. I like to read a good book, especially one of those page turners that keeps you hanging on and never lets you put it down till you reach the back cover. I watch movies constantly. I was a film major in school, and so I have a love for all things cinematic, except for those stupid ass cookie-cutter, carbon copy teen or tween movies that are the same fuckin movie with different actors. I need something with a plot. Something I can engross myself in for two hours. Lord of the Rings has got to be the greatest movie series since the Holy Trilogy (the original Star Wars trilogy). I'm a bit of a sci-fi nerd. Don't like it? Fuck you. I dig that shit. I think it would be cool as hell to be able to step on a platform and wind up a million miles away in a matter of seconds. It's all about imagination. Some got it. Most of you however, don't. I sometimes like chick flicks, but only when I'm with a chick. Otherwise, save that for the ladies. I spend all my money on myself all the time. Do I care though? Not really. It used to be guitar strings and gear every other week, now its DVDs and books and guitar magazines and other assorted random shit I find appealing. Maybe if the mood strikes me right, I'll buy some flowers for that cutie I see at work every now and then. Or I'll buy her a drink at the bar. Or I'll order a round for me and my buddies. Jack Daniels is the nectar of the Gods!! Well that and beer. My favorite kind of beer you ask? Free and cold. Ok enough ranting, lets sum it up shall we? Basically I'm a sweetheart with the ladies, a kick ass bro with the fellas, and all around cool cat to hang out and enjoy a good time with. If this sounds interesting to you, hit me up...
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I tell you something, I just love this page. All my favorite things on it. There isn't a single thing I can find on the internet that I can't put on this page. Except porn. But I think everyone knows I like that. Kinda obvious. As for the rest of the page? I like it. I hope everyone else enjoys it...

My Interests


This is who I am and what I'm about. Check it out and tell me what you think. If you don't like it, go to someone elses page...

I'd like to meet:



You wanted the BEST and you got the BEST!! The hottest band in the land, KISS!! I've met celebrities and rock stars many a time before, but if I had the chance to shake hands with my childhood heroes, I could die a happy man. ACE FREHLEY IS GOD! My sole inspiration for ever picking up a guitar. Ok anywho, I'm open for meeting anyone and everyone who is cool, down to earth, open minded, and likes to have a good time. I'm not interested in mickey mouse high school drama bullshit, so if thats what you're about, I don't want to talk to you. I like people who love music like I do. Lets get fuckin crazy together. I wanna meet dudes and chicks that like to consume alcohol and enjoy good times as much as me. I don't give a fuck if you're a brainiac, an asshole, a dumbfuck, a stupid shit, a shy person, or a slut, if you like to have fun, we'll get along. I'd like to meet other musicians, regardless of the instrument you play. Groupies, regardless of which band member you're sleeping with (just kidding). People that are crazy and don't give a fuck what other people think of their statements or actions. Its a free country. EXERCISE YOUR FREEDOM while you still HAVE it!! People who proudly display their middle finger in public, despite the circumstance, you're cool in my book. I also would like to meet people who stick to their guns despite all adversity that comes their way. If you've got an opinion, fucking speak your mind man. If you believe in something, let it be known. If you're a dreamer, welcome to the club pal. Dreams are what make life bearable. People that are open minded, friendly, laid back, relaxed, yet know how to get down and party when the time is right. If you like to have a good time and enjoy yourself and just be cool, you're my kind of people...
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Music:


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Created by Crazyprofile.com .. Coal Chamber, Kittie, KoRn, Sepultura, Sevendust, Crossbreed, Drowning Pool, Dope, Iron Maiden, Hatebreed, Godsmack, Danzig, Billy Idol, CCR, L7, Garbage, Steppenwolf, Led Zeppellin, Beastie Boys, NOFX, DRI, The Beatles, OZZY, Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Madonna, Stone Sour, Corrosion of Conformity, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Misfits, Soundgarden, Pennywise, Cream, Jimi Hendrix (is GOD!!), Lynyrd Skynyrd, Aerosmith (mostly the old shit), Megadeth, The Doors, Janis Joplin, Elton John, System of a Down, Bikini Kill, Veruca Salt, Peter Frampton, The Eagles, Liz Phair, Life of Agony, The Pogues, Motley Crue, Queensryche, Brave Combo, Collective Soul, Jewel, Clutch Cargo, Jetscreamer, Element 80, The Deadlights, Bass-X, NWA, 420, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, The Who, Simon and Garfunkel, The Murderdolls, David Bowie, The Pixies, The Breeders, Iggy Pop, Henry Rollins, Kid Rock, Hank III, Superjoint Ritual, Hed PE, Deftones, Nickelback, POD, Saliva, Down, Snot, Damageplan, International Sparkdome, Brutal Juice, Sodom Gomorrah Liberation Front, Dopehouse (RIP Max), 420, Big Iron, Toadies, Willie Nelson, Tesla, Frehleys Comet, Motley Crue, Anthrax, Motorhead, Andy Timmons, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Paul Gilbert, Blues Saraceno, Eric Clapton, Garth Brooks, Billy Joel, Neil Diamond, Tracy Bonham, Edie Brickel and the New Bohemians, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Maroon 5, TLC, Sade, Incubus, Weezer, The Cure, Pink, Portishead, Mazzy Star, Staind, Hoobastank, Orgy, Ministry, Finger Eleven, Reverend Horton Heat, Hum, Baboon, WEEN, Tracy Chapman, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, No Doubt (Gwen will be mine!), Red Hot Chili Peppers (their old stuff anyway), the list goes on and on. My main genre of music would have to be the heavy shit, but to be honest, I love it all...

Movies:

I was a film major in school, so I get into anything. Just about every genre. Lord of the Rings, Star Wars (the holy trilogy), The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (classic western), Donnie Brasco, Goodfellas, The Godfather trilogy, Blade Runner, The Abyss (directors cut), and the Terminator trilogy are among my favorites. I love anything by Kevin Smith, Oliver Stone, Brian De Palma, James Cameron, Darren Aranovsky, John Singleton, John Hughes, Ivan Reitman, Stanley Kubrick, .. The Cohen Brothers, The Wachowski Brothers, Rob Zombie, George Lucas, John Woo, Robert Altman, I could go on forever. I love movies. I totally immerse myself in them. If you want to get on my bad side, try talking to me during a movie, especially one I've never seen. And especially about something that has nothing to do with the movie. One of my ex-girlfriends learned the hard way and got the boot right on the spot...

Television:

The Sopranos, Law & Order, Line of Fire, Will & Grace, Seinfeld, The Practice, Alias, Sportscenter, EPSN anything really, Beavis & Butthead, The Simpsons, Less Than Perfect (there's something sexy about Sara Rue), Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Comedy Central, The Osbournes, and no I don't get into all this reality television hype. I hate to tell you this, but it's been played out folks...

Books:

I read alot, and I really get into Dean Koontz, Stephen King, James Patterson, John Grisham, Richard Marcinko, Tom Clancy, Robert Ludlum, Ray Bradbury, and more...

RIP DIMEBAG DARRELL ABBOTT 1966-2004
We Will Never Forget You

Heroes:

all the brave men and women in our military sacrificing their lives to defend our country. Come back safe, I've got a nice cold beer waiting for you... I support our troops!! GIVE 'EM HELL BOYS!! RIP Dave "Stage" Williams 1972-2002

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My Blog

You Know You're From Jersey When...

You Know You're From Jersey When... You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.You don't think...
Posted by TEXAS LOVE on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:07:00 PST

Blowjob Etiquette (thanks Erica)

BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE (BY A FEMALE) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule .1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw,...
Posted by TEXAS LOVE on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:52:00 PST

Warning to all the guys on my friends list...

ALERT TO ALL THE GUYS ON MY FRIEND LIST!!! Body: Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs tobe alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Manyfemales use...
Posted by TEXAS LOVE on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 02:53:00 PST

Booty Call Agreement

bootycall agreement BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTThis pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement")is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2004,by_______________________, betwee...
Posted by TEXAS LOVE on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:07:00 PST

Dimebag at Al Rosa Villa reposted...

~ Dimebag Darrell Al Rosa Villa Video News Report Released ~ Attn: S.D.M.F.'s As You all know I was with Dime at the Al Rosa Villa and did all I could do to for Darrell along with Vinnie, Pat, Bob, ...
Posted by TEXAS LOVE on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 10:10:00 PST

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.2. Page yourself over the Inter...
Posted by TEXAS LOVE on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 06:24:00 PST

How kinky am I??

. You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Ki...
Posted by TEXAS LOVE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Porn Star Name...

Personally, I would have preferred something like Richard Steele (I love that one) or my asian porn name Hung Lo Dong, but I guiess this will have to do. Here it is... Your Porn Star Name is: Priv...
Posted by TEXAS LOVE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

7 Days

Hell yeah!! In exactly seven days, I'm hoppin on a big ole jet plane and flyin my ass to Dallas for a weekend of nonstop drinking and debauchery!! Oh and lets not forget, lots of live bands. Thursday ...
Posted by TEXAS LOVE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RIP Hunter S. Thompson

DENVER - Hunter S. Thompson, the hard-living writer who inserted himself into his accounts of Americas underbelly and popularized a first-person form of journalism in books such as Fear and Loathing...
Posted by TEXAS LOVE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST