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MissEureka

Work sux and so does your mom

About Me

I am: Irreverent Politically incorrect Vulgar Silly Loud Proud Vain Petty Obtuse Fickle Tempermental NapoleonicBut I am also: Loyal Sincere Honest Generous Peppy Spritely Tender-hearted Dancing machine Brilliant conversationalist Bright KissableStill wanna know me??I am a Hello Kitty lollipop.

My Interests

Next stop: Europe. Asia, independent movies, sci-fi, all music genres, anything danceable, nostalgia, hardbound books, puzzles, trivia, parties, sushi, pencils, curse words, tuxedos on women, burlesque, feathers, shiny things, your mom, peace, cheez, sleep, Girl Scout Cookies, female warriors, goddess worship, the smell of leather, fall, baby smells, unbearable lightness of being, karma, tongues, fierce spirits and noble causes (for someone else cuz I am lazy!)Loves: Trike. Mary Janes. Tights. Boots. Strolling under my pink brolly. Old movies with 50s, 60s stylin'. Movies that have crazy dance scenes, anything Ann Margaret. (She rules in Viva Las Vegas. I want to spontaneously break out in dance most of the time.) Mommy. Baking bread and cookies. Classic rock and oldies. Classic old things: cars (El Camino I want!), movies, clothes, music, movie stars, politicians, the days of luxury liners, I was born too late. Mod, Twiggy.

IT'S ME!

I'd like to meet:

Samurai warriors. Contortionists or anyone in a circus. Trivia players. Road trippers. People that know where to find cheap gas. MARGARET CHO!! Carnies and freakshows. Barack Obama...

Music:

anything from world to punk to classical to zydeco to bossanova, I luv it all. Ok, top 10 cds I got going right now: 1. Hot Chip 2. JUSTICE 3. Goldfrapp 4. Gotan Project 5. Verve Remixes 6. Felix da Housecat (I get ready to go out to this one.) 7. Kimya Dawson 8. The Coup 9. LCD Soundsystem 10. Feist 11. my Zen sleep cd

Movies:

Tipping the Velvet, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Pi, The Believer, Conan, Red Sonja, Flash Gordon, Barbarella, Dino De Laurentis films, Labyrinth, Long Kiss Goodnight, Run Lola Run, Ann Margaret movies, Marlene Dietrich movies, musicals, Blade Runner, Ridley Scott movies, The Lover, erotic B movies on old-skool cinemax like Emmanuel, Lady Chatterly's Lover, any Joan Severance or Shannon Tweed shit. Garden State, The Pianist (I would follow Adrian Brody anywhere.) Old Boy, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Shaolin Soccer, Kungfu Hustle, Takeshi Kaneshiro films, Indochine, A Very Long Engagement, The Lover, The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Daniel Day Lewis is super sexy), Lock, Stock & Two Smokin' Barrels, Snatch (My fav actors are dirty British or Irish dudes, thick accent thick skinned very thuggish with brass knuckles, scars, and maybe a tooth missing yum! Altho intense Japanese actors rock my sox too!) And bald guys with peach fuzz drive me crazy. ohh and Cillian Murphy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, and Adrian Brody. Cheekbones and funny noses.

Television:

I watch TV. So what, you pseudo-intellectual, you gonna kick my ass or sumtin? I dare ya. What else do you do on Mon-Thurs nite if you are not a raging alcoholic? And if you are watching cable movies, you are still watching t.v.UPN's Top Model (models crying are funny) and Lost. Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, The TudorsI am a cartoon character and I know it.

Books:

America (The Book), The Prophet, The Alchemist, Life of Pi, The Alphabet Versus the Goddess, Lullaby, Choke, David Sedaris, Michael Moore, Laurie Notaro books, Gregory Maguire books, Lamb, Secret Life of Bees, Chinese zodiac books, Anais Nin, The Aerialist, The Binding Chair, Memoirs of a Geisha, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Footprints of God, religious or historical mysteries, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, A Handmaid's Tale, Brave New World, Aldous Huxley/Sci-fi/Big Brother/Conspiracy/Future fate of the world and gov't books, The Left Hand of Darkness, Ender's Game, Middlesex, Ray Bradbury, Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Final Confession of Mabel Stark, anything with a carnival theme. I love the book store. And those that rave about A Confederacy of Dunces are bizarre; that book does not rock.

Heroes:

My family, Freddie Mercury and David Bowie!

My Blog

Trans Texas Corridor and Rick Perry sux!

If you are from Texas and give a hoot...read on and do something!  Get this some national press, dammit!  This affects you!! Please visit the links and think about it!  I am not exagger...
Posted by MissEureka on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:40:00 PST

recycling electronics

http://men.msn.com/articlepm.aspx?cp-documentid=5741235>1=108235 Great Things to Do with Your Old ElectronicsGadgets become obsolete at a frightening pace, but environmental contaminants, such as the ...
Posted by MissEureka on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:45:00 PST

recycle

http://www.coopamerica.org/tools/print.cfm?page=/pubs/caq/ar ticles/21Things.cfmGarbage. Americans produce more and more of it every year, when we need to be producing less. Even the most waste-conscio...
Posted by MissEureka on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:48:00 PST

Polluters!!!!

There are few things I hate more than litterbugs. I mean I really really want to do bad things to them. It is bad enough that we unintentionally pollute the earth but to do it ON PURPOSE PISSES ME OFF...
Posted by MissEureka on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:55:00 PST

Renting my house!!!!

If you know anyone interested in renting or buying a home, pass it on!!! Here's the deal yo: 3 bed, 1 bath, approx 1100 sq ft.  Big backyard.  Detached shed/ 1 car garage.  All new EVER...
Posted by MissEureka on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:33:00 PST

The Dude

I bulletined this but wanted to save it here.  Enjoy. So...here's my profound thought of the day and how it occurred. I ate lunch at the St. Paul Cafe today.  For you atheists, Satan-worship...
Posted by MissEureka on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:19:00 PST

Update on funky diet

Well, I lost my shit this past weekend.  Two weeks without sugar and bread and I flipped out.  Had monkey bread at Lori's party.  And it was so worth it.  Except I got so high on t...
Posted by MissEureka on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST

Day 12 of sugarfree life

I admit it, I cheated.  I didn't eat sugar.  But I ate grains.  I'm evil, whip me now.  Had corn chips last nite.  Organic corn no trans fat healthy ass shit, but no, still ca...
Posted by MissEureka on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST

Withdrawals

I am having a very hard time right now.  For health reasons, I have cut out sugar dairy most caffeine (only tea) alcohol bread eggs etc. Sugar withdrawal is very real.  It's been 5 days...
Posted by MissEureka on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

NYE plans

I am pretty bah humbug about this holiday season.  Not sure why.  Maybe because I won't be buying or receiving presents this year. I didn't decorate or get a tree.  I had my mind occupi...
Posted by MissEureka on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:10:00 PST