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BizzaroTimmy

Why is Superhero one word but Super Villain two?

About Me

I like putting two periods after every sentence.. Three if i'm thinking hard...

My Interests

beer, shows, movies, ninja battles, my band, girls

I'd like to meet:

Wielding katanas, we combat with the intensity of something really intense.. We stop the duel only when we discover whos' technique is superior. After the wounds heal, we laugh at movies portraying civilizations weilding stupid swords from medieval times.. (It's common knowledge that katanas are better than broadswords!!!

Music:

Faces, Humble Pie, Bob Seger System, AC/DC, Stones, Meters, Hammerhead, LCD Soundsystem, Cornelius, Federation X, Electric Wizard, Cactus, Zepplin, Jimi Hendrix w/ the Band of Gypsys, Captain Beyond, James Brown, Neil Young!!

Movies:

Band of Brothers!!, Seven, Dune, Old Boy, Coming to America, Raging Bull, Millers Crossing, Buffalo 66'

Television:

Battle Star Galactica, Rome... whatever i download really..

Books:

All the Dune books, Iliad, Hot Water Music, Pulp, Brave New World...

Heroes:

my band ---------------------------------------www.myspace.com/feder ale

My Blog

by the way

I have glasses now.. My mommy said they make me look intelligent.. The key words in the above phrase are "make me look".. Ladies beware!! Pictures will be up later!! whee...
Posted by BizzaroTimmy on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 06:24:00 PST

I'm back and damn, nyc is dirty

I had all the fun I could ever have decapitating flies with chopsticks, performing Tae Kwon Do on North Korean spies, eating cute puppies, and farting Korean style.. I realized how filthy my neighbo...
Posted by BizzaroTimmy on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 06:05:00 PST

I'm in South Korea!!

I'll be back feb 13th full of korean yummy goodness and alchyho!! (incorrect spelling intentional so shut it!!)
Posted by BizzaroTimmy on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:21:00 PST

WHAT THE????

Ciggarette rolling papers are 5 dollars in providence!?!? What kind of cock a mamy(spelling?) bullshit is that? I had fun by the way!! wheee
Posted by BizzaroTimmy on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 05:39:00 PST

I ripped off Lacy

ahh, the good ol days.. nothing like this around anymore.. http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=117&qid=1442 http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=52&qid=379 sigh.. courtesy of a link...
Posted by BizzaroTimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CUTTING MY FACE UP!!!

Holy Shit!! This is the first time I will be going under the knife... I have never been in surgery or had a broken bone and now I have growth called lipoma on my right eyebrow and am gonna have it cu...
Posted by BizzaroTimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucking wasted

wow... 
Posted by BizzaroTimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

999 profile views

HOLY SHIT!!! I'm so close to hitting 1 thousand profile views.. I'm so excited.. Who will be the 1000th viewer.. You better write me a message to announce your achievment of being number 1000, or you ...
Posted by BizzaroTimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Leonard Nimoy scarred me

God this shit is golden http://www.tolkiencollector.com/bilbo5.mov
Posted by BizzaroTimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sat night thought..

ahhh, I love coming home drunk and taking advantage of myspace as opposed to doing the whole drunk calling thing.. wheeee!!! fuck, I need to pass out..
Posted by BizzaroTimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST