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Capt. Thaddeus Harris

About Me

I'm Captain Thaddeus Harris of the Police Academy. I train new recruits to be good, honest, hardworking officers in their community. I expect a lot from my recruits, and I feel that I am unfairly made fun and I am really tired of all the pranks that Mahoney and the rest of them pull on me.

My Interests

Getting back at Mahoney. He has done several terrible things to me, including having gone up a horse's ass, having a megaphone glued to my face, having my hair burned off, and blowing up my car. I also like to boss Proctor around, but its alright, he is an idiot anyway.

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I'd like to meet:

Mahoney's mother, to ask why she raised such a jackass

Music:

The only sound I like is the sweet sound of justice.

Movies:

Police Academy, Police Academy 2, Police Academy 3, Police Academy 4, Police Academy 5, Police Academy 6, Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow.

Heroes:

Myself, Steve Guttenberg