The Michael Winslow Church

MyGen Profile GeneratorWelcome to The Michael Winslow Church of Winslology. Here we believe Police Academys Michael Winslow is a Living God, in the future he will find a time machine and will create the universe. This is the reason he is an expert at voices, as he was the man who created every sound in the universe. Dan Aykroyd is our Messiah, as he starred in both Ghostbusters AND BluesBrothers. Our holy food is the Bagel, it has no end. Life is a Bagel, add a topping eat and enjoy! If you break the commandments of Winslology, The Lord God Michael Winslow will Smite thee by making embarrassing noises in social situations. A Winslologists dream is to one day reach the Promised Land of Venezuela where we can truly be free of the Academy and its evils. And wear exciting hats, of mammoth proportions. Winslology was discovered by the Reverend Pascal Trafalgar. Michael Winslow came to him in a dream, he flew from the clouds, achieving flight by making helicopter sounds. Then Michael spoke the words of Winslology, Pascal, having been unprepared to take notes, had only a napkin. Upon the holy napkin he wrote the commandments luckily they are short. Enjoy life as you enjoy a Bagel. You must eat a bagel on those days with vowels in them. Through mastery of the helicopter sound it may be possible to fly, Trafalgar is the only one believed to have achieved this feat. Though critics of Winslology say he jumped.