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VAN

vanx05

About Me

My names Van. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Bored

My Interests

Tomorrow isn't promised.

I'd like to meet:

anyone whos up for a laugh and not adverse to illegalities. & you!

I should put something funny here...

The tune at 2 mins 39 seconds is inSANE!.ECSTASY

Music:

Arctic Monkeys,
Kasabian,
Oasis,
Rest of the music I listen to is house, trance and hardcore

Movies:

The Business,
Football Factory,
Snatch,
Lock Stock,
Buffalo Solders,
Human Traffic,
Blow,
A Beautiful Mind,
Dead Mans Shoes,
Green Street,
Ravenous,
Severance,
Hitman,

Heroes:

"You can drink all day and all night, you can do drugs all day and all night, but you can't bonk all day and all night you get a sore willy"

- Ozzy Osborne

I think he might be onto something there.