The end of an era |
For the first time since I was 2 years old, I didn't get dressed up for Halloween. Does this mean I've grown up -- or have I lost some of my youthful spark?This may not seem like a big deal to most, b... Posted by Sarah Burton on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST |
global warming and the obesity epidemic among squirrels |
Has anyone else noticed that the squirrels this year are fatter than ever? I've never seen such round, robust and blubbery little furry rats. Although the extra baggage does indeed make these vermon l... Posted by Sarah Burton on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST |
No!!! Not my mittens!! |
Ok, they were gloves. On thursday I bought these great new gloves... brown leather with fur on the inside, only ten dollars, from my favorite little shop on Roncy. They were the perfect fit and pretty... Posted by Sarah Burton on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:54:00 PST |
I want a puppy |
I saw a younger version of my parents' dog the other day and I got really jealous. I want a puppy of my own. A really crazy hyper one too -- the kind that never really mellows out. Dogs never used to ... Posted by Sarah Burton on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:57:00 PST |
strange days |
Here are just a few of the sights I've seen in the city this week:A girl with a skateboard sitting next to a dead squirrel.A woman asleep in a glass box outside the museum of contemporary art. Kids pl... Posted by Sarah Burton on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST |
DIY DIE |
Time is money, and DIY isnt really all that cheap anyway. The night before I left for tour, I Oh-so-classically learned something the hard-way, probably for the one millionth time in my life. Worried ... Posted by Sarah Burton on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:23:00 PST |
sweaty dude ranch roadrunner |
I've been offered everything from "larger penises" to "barely legal asian sluts," but this (although far less offensive) is by far the strangest piece of spam I've ever encountered:pal compilation th... Posted by Sarah Burton on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 02:14:00 PST |
no babes, just sluts |
That's what College St. was like today after Italy won the world cup. It's not like my friend and I sat there for 2 hours eating popsicles and judging every person that walked by or anything. It only ... Posted by Sarah Burton on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:27:00 PST |
never trust a man who brings pyjamas |
"It's like I always say -- never trust a man who brings pyjamas." - Gene Shannon (debonaire editor extraordinaire).Words to live by, Gene. "We had a deal there, we nearly signed it with our blood, an ... Posted by Sarah Burton on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:12:00 PST |
wish I never met you, wish I never saw your stinkin ugly face |
Even if you don't recognize this subject line as a Romi Mayes lyric ("Styx and BTO", from the album, The Living Room Sessions), you can probably identify with its sentiment. I certainly can. I'm think... Posted by Sarah Burton on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:27:00 PST |