I like:
~hey, designing for tshirts - a lot.
~Horses (especially the Standardbred) & Harness Racing. I generally only train a couple at a time.
~Nature, outdoors and a huge camp fire under lots of stars.
~Fishing.
~Raising baby calves - did you see the threesome in the photos? Awww, cute ...
~and Chocolate!
LOVE HATE
Awesome design: Love changes to Hate in the mirror!!
Steve Irwin - so incredibly full of life, was tragically taken from us as the result of being hit by a stingray barb (tail). Crikey, what a loss of a great Australian mate.
This is GREAT!
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I have no idea how this works, I have never been that good at these
optical illusion pictures!!!! But Jasmine sent me this and said if you stare at it long enough, you should be able to see the ocean...
Here are some of the top jokes, as voted on by each Country:
Top joke in UK
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her "The driver just insulted me!" The man says "You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Top jokes in USA
At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and asked the Major "Major Barry, what the devil's wrong with Sergeant Jones platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about."
Well sir, says Major Barry after a moment of observation. "There seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates."
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
Top joke in Canada
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
Top joke in Australia
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight...."
Top joke in Belgium
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
Top joke in Germany
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say "That's not it and put it down again." This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said "That's it."
LOVE HATE
Awesome design: Love changes to Hate in the mirror!!
Funny "Jesus" Video
You gotta watch this - see what happens when you impersonate "him"
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A Dutch built Pool:
I'd like to meet:
People who try not to take life too seriously. People who can rise above what life throws at them, dust themselves off, and ...get back on that horse again! (unfortunately - this will take a little longer as you get older!!).
A JOKE:
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.
The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No." the farmer said.
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''
The farmer shot Chuck.
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LOVE HATE
Awesome design: Love changes to Hate in the mirror!!
Music:
Talk - Coldplay, Clocks - Coldplay, Rapture - Iio, Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Biskit, U2, INXS, Nirvana, Rogue Traders...
just, no country music.
Movies:
Last of the Mohicans - one of my all time favorites. Reckless, Breathless, A Time To Kill, Wedding Crashers, Omen, Labyrinth, The Notebook,
Television:
Desperate Housewives, Heroes, Prison Break, McLeod's Daughters, LOST, and all sorts of documentaries on people, places and interesting things. But most of the time, I don't see much else except the Horse Racing station: Skychannel!!
Heroes:
my MOM xxx
... amazing woman
