I listen to rock and roll too loud, watch girly tv shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Veronica Mars, and read overtly intellectual books because I understand them and that makes me feel smart. Occasionally, I attend skool, which I purposely misspell because the institution scarred me as a child. I go to the University of Washington. My major is: This is a Back Up Plan if I don’t get Published as a Novelist. It is a highly competitive and fairly new major, and as to my understanding, I’m the only one taking it.
Seriously, I do enjoy college. I’ve recently made peace with my bad skool experiences in the past. Still, it’s kinda fun to pretend I haven’t.
During the day, I participate in a never-ending battle against Big Tobacco @ my place of employment. During the evening, I still enjoy participating in this battle, however, I let people do whatever they want without harping on them.
I do stand up comedy. You can probably see me at the Comedy Underground.
That is all.