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Ivan Drago

I Must Break You

About Me

My name is Drago. I am the Siberian Express. I'm a boxing fighter. I've from the Soviet Union. I was cheated when I fought Rocky. They rigged the bout between that little man and me, Ivan Drago.... The movie was called Rocky for Stalin's sake... who did you think would win such a contest? Ha. This is now real life. I am on better, bigger steroids now, and I am pushing much more plate. I have crushed my old weak coach and have been watching Sensei John Kresse from the Cobra Kai dojo in the movies. American movies are good no? I am a greatest fighter in the world. I do not bite peoples ears like some American boxers... I do not do fairy crane kicks like like some karate kids... I do not wax on or wax off when I train. I tear heads off and throw them on the ground then look for my next opponent. I sweep the leg. I put people in body bags. I strike first. I strike hard. I have no mercy. A man confronts me on the street, or in the ring, he is my enemy and the enemy deserves NO MERCY. I do not compete.... I dominate. What I hit I destroy. I will find Rocky and I will break him if he will get into the ring with me again. This is not over. To the end.
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ROCKY.... I KEEP HAVING THIS DREAM ABOUT OUR REMATCH. YOU CAN LAUGH IF YOU THINK IT IS SILLY.... BUT I WILL BE THE ONE LAUGHING OVER YOUR BEAT BODY AFTER I PUNISH YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL. YOU WILL DIE!!!

My Interests

Breaking people. Crushing things... any things. Pumping iron after injecting the latest steroids into my body. Long walks on the beach. Petting puppy dogs. After killing Apollo I hit the casinos... and I got addicted to gambling a little bit much. Of course after I broken the machine that took my money they kicked me out.

Apollo Creed vs. Ivan Drago

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ROCKY. I FOUND THIS VIDEO OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER IN TRAINING..... YOU BOX LIKE A LITTLE GIRL... AND YOU WILL BE TREATED LIKE A TRADER... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ROCKY.... I FOUND SOME OPPONENTS THAT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE NOW OLD MAN. I WILL BREAK YOU. HAHAHA .

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ROCKY..... IT IS TO LATE FOR US TO BE FRIENDS.... WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH... DO NOT TRY AND KISS AND MAKE UP.... OR THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.... YOU WILL BE BROKEN.

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YOU CAN LIFT ALL THE WEIGHTS YOU WANT.... THIS WILL BE DAVID VS GOLIATH THIS TIME.... HOWEVER YOUR GOD WILL NOT INTERVENE THIS TIME AND YOU WILL BE CRUSHED.

I'd like to meet:

Sensei John Kreese from the Cobra Kai Dojo. I will defeat any man. Brad Wesley from Roadhouse. I could have taken Wade Garrett and Mr. Dalton.

Music:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com As the singer says Rocky... there's no easy way out for you. I would say there is no way out now!!! There is some good scenes of me schooling your old friend in this video.

Movies:

Rocky I. I enjoy watching Rocky loose to the man I crushed. Karate Kid I. I enjoy watching Daniel get beat up by bullies, and admire Mr. Kreese for his complete lack of human decency. Roadhouse. I like this Brad Wesley.
Get this video and more at MySpace.comRocky, I found the video of your friends. Their hair is to long. They are hippy like you. They also wear their jeans way to tight... that isn't good for them you know. I must break you!

Television:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com Rocky, they love you.... but I hate you. There will be a VH1 Part 2 special where it ends with you pushing up daisy flowers!!!

Books:

You don't need to read books. You need to press plate, eat proteins, and inject steroids into your body. Machines don't read. Machines might shred books.... but not read. Reading is for people who get broken. Rocky... I bet you are reading this aren't you?

Heroes:

Me. Ivan Drago. John Kreese. Brad Wesley. Conan.