Cali Horrxr

I'm Artist/Filmmaker/Model of debatable sanity, Cali Ford. As in, I'm a Model of debatable sanity as well as a model of debatable sanity. That's right.
I'm the creator and one of the stars of the new paranormal series, REAL HORROR SHOW.
Here's a little tale of the Real Horrxr variety:

I make art. I draw. I write. I paint. I take pictures. I sew and make jewelry and Voodoo Dolls... I direct movies and design websites. Basically, I just love being creative..
I dig horror, gore, and Go-Go Girl sleaze.
If the words "Cryptozoological" or "paranormal" are involved, you can find me front and center.
I'm currently in production on a new TV SERIES called REAL HORROR SHOW , that should be hitting the airwaves later this year. If you're looking for the RHS myspace, it's right here .
and
I'm writing a MOVIE SCRIPT that will make your eyes bleed from it's pure tasty viciousness.

I'm a bigger dork than you'd probably imagine. You can find me at the bookstore most Saturday nights, digging through volumes on Witchcraft, physics, and ancient religions.
Yes, I really am a Witch.
Yes, I have a Book of Shadows.
No, I won't cast a love spell for you.
Yes, I most certainly CAN turn you into a frog...
Any other questions, let me know! I love talking about the Craft with others.
I have a tendency toward wanton abandonment, wanting that which I can’t have, and being driven by passions that can’t always be explained. I seldom learn my lessons the first time around, and tend to do things the hard way.
What can I say?
I like it rough.

So let’s get a little of the standard fare out of the way, shall we?

1. FORM: STATEMENT
IN THE CONTEXT OF:
“Your artwork is really creepy!”
MY ANSWER:
Why yes… Yes it is.
2. FORM: STATEMENT
IN THE CONTEXT OF:
"Your photos are really provocative!”
MY ANSWER:
Hmmm… You’re right..
3. FORM: QUESTION
IN THE CONTEXT OF:
“Are you screwing around with my boyfriend/husband?? He’s on your friends list!”
MY ANSWER:
Considering I’m married to my art and very rarely leave my studio lest it be to fend for food, film my TV show, or occasionally brush my hair, it’s highly bloody unlikely.
4. FORM: QUESTION
IN THE CONTEXT OF:
“Wow! You’re really hot! Will you (insert various inappropriate verbs here) me?!”
MY ANSWER:
Unless you're a wickedly hot bi chick, the answer to that is an insanely resounding NO..

Get with the program, Daddy-O! Do the contents of this page really warrant the crazed uprising? My body, my mind, my spirit; it’s all here, if you care to uncover it. Artwork elicits emotion. Emotion provides experience, which IS the very essence of living. The sun, the moon, the stars… Wake up! Wake up, she said, as darkness set upon his dim life. Don’t take yourself so seriously! Live as you want to live, fail to accept self-imposed limitations, and never acquiesce to defeat before you even begin.

Keep your eyes open and read between the lines.
“Witchcraft is all about living to the heights and depths of life as a way of worship. So do the work, but keep alive the wonder or you’ll end up being bored; you’ll end up being old when a witch, like the Earth, can be both immeasurably ancient and ever-young!”
– Ly de Angeles
In closing, I’d just like to say that I need someone really bad.
Are YOU really bad?