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About Me

Maaaan listen! What it is? It's your boy Dick Johnson. First off, I'm a real simple, straight forward dude, so don't expect no damn decorations on this here page. To all the birds out there, don't worry, my pic is coming soon. I just gotta get my hands on a digital camera or scanner. I'm 24 years-old and presently work as a columnist for SOHH.com. It's cool. I be catching heat sometimes though. I heard I got E-40 and a couple of others mad. No Sweat. They sweat us BK dudes you heard. Flatbush ALL DAY. I grew up with nothing but Haitians and yardies, so I know a lil sak passe and get my bloodclot on, but I'm straight Yankee, feel me? Ma dukes ain't feeling the kid right about now though. She wants me to go back to school bad. I told her dudes at mags like XXL and The Source ain't go to school, so why should I. I dropped out of NYU after 1 semester. I never even made it to the midterms. But anyway, on another note, I'm mainly here to meet fly bitches and do a lil networking. Peep my Pulse Report every Friday on SOHH.com.

My Interests

Bad broads and writing.MUST SEE VIDEO!!!It's S-O-H-H, bitch!SOHH Focused: John Brown

I'd like to meet:

Lauren London, Nia Long, Sanaa Lathan, Michael Moore, Osama Bin Laden, Smokey from Friday, Hashim Warren, Peter Parker, ect, etc.

Music:

The Roots, Nas, Pharoahe Monch, Jay-Z, De La Soul, Stone Temple Pilots, Bad Religion, Nirvana, Whitney Houston, old Bobby Brown, Mariah Carey, Garth Brooks, John Mayer, Gangstarr, Beck, Green Day, Jimmi Hendrix, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, Crystal Waters, T.I., Mos Def, Blackstar, Redman, Little Brother, H.D., Kast Uno, Variable, MC Danny, Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, Freddie Foxxx, Kanye West, Rhymefest, Lil Wayne, Madonna, Phil Collins, the Bee Gees, Billy Ocean, Michael Jackson, Jeru The Damaja, U2, Murs, Outkast, Slick Rick, Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, Metallica, Ludacris, Guns N Roses, NOFX, Offspring, Common, A Tribe Called Quest, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, Duke Ellington, John Coltraine, Ghostface, Curtis Mayfield, Lemonheads, Kardinal Offishall, EPMD, Keith Murray, Scarface, Dr.Dre, Snoop Dogg, Biggie Smalls, Hi-Tek, Karen White, Jodeci, Linkin Park and Toto, Janet Jackson, SWV and Zhane among others.

Movies:

Hoop Dreams, Do The Right Thing, Friday, Friday, Friday, Crash, Coming To America, Back To The Future, Spider-Man 1 & 2, X-Men 1 & 2, Boyz N Da Hood, Hitch, Shawshank Redemption, Clockers, Michael Jordan's Come Fly With Me and so much more.

Television:

The Simpsons, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Boondocks, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Entourage, Desperate Housewives, Weeds, Barbershop, Punk'd, Best Week Ever, Quite Frankly with Steven A. Smith, Chappelle's Show and The Chris Rock Show.

Books:

Great Expectations, The Invisible Man, Farenheit 451, Webster's Dictionnary, Les Miserables...

Heroes:

Huummmm...

My Blog

John Brown SOHH Focused on SOHH.com

What it do, people? Check out this interview on John Brown from Ego Trip's The (white) Rapper Show. ...
Posted by Dick Johnson on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:52:00 PST

S-O-H-H...can't be that hard...

This is fucking hilarious! SOHH's latest video has rappers, regular folks and bloodclot Spider-Man mispelling SOHH.com. It's four letters, b. It can't be that hard...so I thought. Watch a few morons p...
Posted by Dick Johnson on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST

Talent Search for New Behind The Grind installment

H.D.TV (producer of the "Behind The Grind" webisodes) is looking for aspiring models, R&B singers, producers and comedians to appear in a new installment of its video series to pre...
Posted by Dick Johnson on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:52:00 PST

Pulse Report Awards 2006: The Game Is A Schizo, Weezy got balls, Foxy is crazy & more...

What it do? Check out DJ's Pulse Report Awards on SOHH.com Friday - December 29, 2006 by Dick Johnson As the year comes to a close, Dick Johnson brings you the Second Annual Pulse Report Awards. Big ...
Posted by Dick Johnson on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:08:00 PST

I must be doing something right...

During "The Pimp Chronicles," Katt Williams, arguably the funniest man alive at the moment, said the following: "If you have 10 haters now, you need to figure out how to get 15 by the summer." Shoot, ...
Posted by Dick Johnson on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:20:00 PST

Check out Dick Johnson's Pulse Report on SOHH.com

Check out my latest Pulse Report on SOHH.com http://www.sohh.com/articles/article.php/10106
Posted by Dick Johnson on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:50:00 PST

Back on the Pulse Report

Yes motherfuckers, yes!! Your boy DJ has returned to SOHH.com's Pulse Report. My boy H.D. been a little busy grinding...not pushing music, this nigga be trying to hump on shorties on week nights, over...
Posted by Dick Johnson on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:05:00 PST

Dick Johnson's Co-Sign pt.3- Che Logan and Zakee of Pitch Black

I'm back, mang. I know it's been a minute, but I've been busy with other obligations of mine. Been helping my dude H.D. with a couple of H.D.TV interviews, but it ain't about his ass right now. S...
Posted by Dick Johnson on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:52:00 PST

Dick Johnson's Co-Sign pt.2

You know how random dudes try to sell you their CDs for $2? Well, if you pass, you may miss out on the next big thing. So when artists ask you to peep their music, give them a chance. You'll probably ...
Posted by Dick Johnson on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:57:00 PST

Check out Dick Johnson's Pulse Report on SOHH.com

First off, I got a little assistance from my boy Carl on this one. Good looking out, kid. Also, your boy is going out of town real quick and won't be writing the next few issues of the Pulse. But I'll...
Posted by Dick Johnson on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:30:00 PST