TOLEDO OHIO - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Toledo. I'm located in the northwest corner of OHIO and the western end of Lake Erie. I have a population of roughly 304,973 and am the fourth-largest city in the state. In 1835, Ohio and Michigan fought over me and (like always) Michigan lost to Ohio. Fuck MICHIGAN. True fact: The only casualty of the conflict were two pigs and a handful of chickens stolen from an Ohio farm by members of the Michigan Militia. If you want to visit me watch out for NAZIs, They cause a ruckus and burn down my bars.... damn nazis.MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

ME and the people inside of my walls are most commonly known for Drinking, Smoking, and Cheating on their/my wives, But in our free time we like to visit the Toledo Museum of Art and also like to visit the Toledo Zoo, COSI, and check out a good show at the Seagate Center. When its nice out we watch the Mudhens and sometimes stay downtown for the Nightlife. But over all... we drink.. alot.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone in Toledo and thanking them For making me so damn cool.

Movies:

Whatever is playing at my 14 movie theathers.

Television:

Anything on 11, 13, 24, or 36. Not 27 because thats in Bowling Green.

Heroes:

Jaime Farr for his loyalty to me and Katie Holmes for not calling me while giving birth in MY hospital... bitch.