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Rawker

Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy g

About Me

I.. am... Twisted and Eee-vil...... a Rock-n-Roll gui-tar player, songwriter, poster/flyer/t-shirt, etc. designer, writer, heavily sarcastic beach bum... I've managed to streamline the things I care about to a minimum...and am "not bothered by petty morals..." to quote Keef.

Which South Park kid are you most like?
Cartman
You are just plain evil and heartless. Though you're sly, and you come up with brilliant schemes, you're pretty dumb and close minded. Other people hate you... screw them!

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My Interests

Music, live shows, cool gui-tars (mostly Gibson and Epiphone), cool amplifiers, vacuum tubes, skull rings, leather jackets, roller coasters, movies, WWII (particularly the Wehrmacht holding back the Asiatic Bolshevik hordes), Tiger and Panther tanks, the Rheinmetall-Borsig and Krupp produced 88: The scourge of allied armor, S-III, "The Bell," the Thule Gesellschaft, Vril, Hugo Boss..., dogs, baby deer, ex-police cars, muscle cars, graphic design, photography, my sense of humor, 'The Onion,' heavy duty sarcasm, the hideously ridiculous nature of the human being, political incorrectness, the range and limits of being offensive (it amuses me so), eradicating the world of parasitic hippies and Commies, the prevention of whining and emotionalism, opposing conventional thinking, common sense, scientific and technological advancements, ether and occult physics, human testing vs animal, eugenics, T-4, moving at high speeds, The Emperor, Italian food, eating out (...that too), the great outdoors, hiking, low humidity, nocturnal living, animals, the sun, ~water~, water activities, the beach, the beach, the beach, string bikini watching, hot bad girls with long nails in platform stiletto heels

I'd like to meet:

Brian Jones, Keith Moon, Glen Buxton, Jimmy Page, Ron Asheton, Ski Williamson, Nigel Tufnel, Eric Theodore Cartman, Trey Parker, Billy Clyde Tuggle, Chrishell Stause, Rose McGowan, Ray Winstone, Viktor Schauberger, Nikola Tesla, Edward Leedskalnin, any Aldebarans, Odin
Guys in the DC area looking to form a high energy band along The Flaming Sideburns/Stones/Hellacopters/Dead Boys/Godfathers lines.
Women who aren't psycho hosebeasts, which I know is asking a lot...

Music:

Son House, Robert Johnson, T-Bone Walker, JOHN LEE HOOKER, Hank Williams, MUDDY WATERS, HOWLIN' WOLF, Sonny Boy Williamson II, Little Walter, Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown, Guitar Slim, Elmore James, The 5 Royales, "Big Mama" Thornton, Junior Parker, Pat Hare, Bobby Blue Bland, Little Richard, JAMES BROWN, HANK BALLARD, Little Willie John, Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, Etta James, Otis Rush, Carl Perkins, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Jerry Lee Lewis "The Killer", Gene Vincent, Eddie Cochran, Buddy Holly, THE EVERLY BROTHERS, Jackie Wilson, Johnny Burnette Rock and Roll Trio, JOHNNY 'GUITAR' WATSON, Larry Williams, MAGIC SAM, Ricky Nelson, The Impressions, LINK WRAY, SAM COOKE, ANDRE WILLIAMS, Patsy Cline, Dion, Johnny Adams, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Arthur Alexander, Ike and Tina Turner, Lightnin' Hopkins, Freddie King, Otis Redding, Del Shannon, Gary U.S. Bonds, Paul Revere and the Raiders, SMOKEY ROBINSON and the MIRACLES, Solomon Burke, The Temptations, Marvin Gaye, Major Lance, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, THE ROLLING STONES, The Yardbirds, THE WHO, The Kinks, Sam and Dave, The Bobby Fuller Four, The Monkees, BLUE CHEER, The MC5, LED ZEPPELIN, THE STOOGES, ALICE COOPER GROUP, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Flaming Groovies, Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars, Mott the Hoople, The Modern Lovers, (Glam) Elton John, Queen, NEW YORK DOLLS, The Ramones, RADIO BIRDMAN, MOTORHEAD, The Dictators, SEX PISTOLS, Johnny Thunders' Heartbreakers, THE DEAD BOYS, Cheap Trick, The Clash, The Damned, Generation X, Blondie, THE SAINTS, The Jam, The Cramps, Robert Gordon, X, TEENAGE HEAD, P.I.L., Social Distortion, Stiff Little Fingers, The Undertones, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, Stiv Bators, The Professionals, The Blasters, The Cult, Jason and the Scorchers, Lords of The New Church, The Pandoras, The Replacements, Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, THE GODFATHERS, The Supersuckers, THEE HYPNOTICS, The Flat Duo Jets, Southern Culture on the Skids, THE HELLACOPTERS, Neurotic Outsiders, THE FLAMING SIDEBURNS, Zeke, THE SEWERGROOVES, The Superbees, --the Detroit sound--, --the Swedish sound (and women)--, Little Steven's Underground Garage, sleazy biker fuzz riff rock, most anything with a groove, soul and a gutbucket Blitzkrieg raunch...

Movies:

American Gangster, Bad Ronald, The Bad Seed, The Beguiled, Best In Show, Biloxi Blues, BLADE RUNNER, Blood Feast, THE BLUES BROTHERS, Borat, The Boys From Brazil, Braveheart, The Breakfast Club, Bullitt, Casino Royale ('06), Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Connery Bond Movies, Clerks, Clerks II, CROSS OF IRON, Cry-Baby, DAS BOOT, Dawn of the Dead, DEAD BEAT, Death Race 2000, Death Wish, The Desert Rats, Desperado, Desperate Living, Diehard (series), Dillinger, The Devil's Rejects, The Dirty Dozen, DIRTY HARRY, Dodgeball, DOWNFALL (Der Untergang), Ed Wood, The Enforcer, Escape From Alcatraz, Escape From New York, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Female Trouble, Fight Club, A Fish Called Wanda, A Fistfull of Dollars, The 40 Year Old Virgin, 48 Hours, The French Connection, Full Metal Jacket, The Getaway ('72), Gladiator, GLORY, Godfather I and II, Goodfellas, The Great Rock-n-Roll Swindle, The Great White Hype, ~GRINDHOUSE~, Groundhog Day, The Guns of Navarone, Heathers, Hell Is For Heroes, High Plains Drifter, Hollywood Knights, Hollywood Shuffle, Hostel, Ilsa-She Wolf of the SS, KELLY'S HEROES, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Knocked Up, L.A. Confidential, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE FABULOUS STAINS, Lady in a Cage, The Last Boy Scout, The Long Riders, The Lost Boys, Lost Highway, THE LOVELESS, MAD MAX, The Magnificent Seven, Magnum Force, MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, My Cousin Vinny, National Lampoon's Animal House, National Lampoon's Vacation, Night of the Living Dead ('68), No Country for Old Men, Old School, Orgazmo, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Papillon, Patton, PINK FLAMINGOS, Polyester, Predator, Private Parts, Psycho ('60), Pulp Fiction, Quadrophenia, Raising Arizona, Resevoir Dogs, THE ROAD WARRIOR, Rock 'n' Roll High School, The Sand Pebbles, Scarface, Scrooged, Sexy Beast, Shane, The Shining, Sideways, Sin City, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Stalingrad, Stripes, Taxi Driver, Team America: World Police, Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('73), The Thing ('51 AND '82), THIS IS SPINAL TAP, 300, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, Tommyboy, The Town That Dreaded Sundown, TRADING PLACES, The Train, Triumph Of The Will, True Romance, Unforgiven, Vanishing Point, Waiting For Guffman, The Warriors, Wedding Crashers, Weird Science, Werewolf Women of the SS, Where Eagles Dare, pretty much any '60's or '70's biker/zombie/horror/exploitaion films.

Television:

SOUTH PARK (The greatest TV show of all time), The Sopranos, Star Trek ('66), Batman, Kung Fu, The Twilight Zone, I Dream of Jeannie, McHale's Navy, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, The World At War, In Search of, C.P.O. Sharkey, WKRP in Cincinnati, Seinfeld, The Larry Sanders Show, G vs E, Chappelle's Show, Da Ali G Show, History/Discovery channels

Books:

Mostly history and non-fiction--The Arms of Krupp, Soldiers of Destruction, Lost Victories, The Waffen SS, Hitler's Commander, Shock Value, Crackpot, Daddy's Boy, Hammer of the Gods, The Hunt for Zero Point, Vril or Vital Magnetism, -Fiction--Fatherland, Edgar Allen Poe

Heroes:

The Mighty THOR, Ironman (and Mr. Seinfeld and Costanza's debate on whether or not he wore some sort of under garment between his skin and his iron suit…), Vikings, Vlad Tepes, Generalfeldmarschal Walter Model, Trey Parker, Johnny Ramone