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About Me

I've thrown more apples then I've eaten... If Pot was God and God was Pot- I'd quit smoking and pray alot... Never go to sleep on the same day you got up.. ...a hangover lasts a day but a memory lasts a lifetime. Life is a movie and if you're not treating it like one, you're not havin' the same fun. ..

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My Interests

pussy art drugs violence music sports recon and capers

I'd like to meet:

As many chix, and as few pricks as possible. oh, and sluts, lotsa lotsa sluts.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRswJNBzb9k bob probert vs. domi

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Music:

Anything from Blondie and Benatar. Otherwise.. BOB DYLAN IS GOD, XtC is Christ, Bob Marley the Ghost, Costello IS Elvis, The Greatest American band without question is The Beach Boys, think.. wow, he's right! If not, it was KYUSS. QOTSA too. Jimmy Page, Dick Dale, Yo La Tengo, Uncle Tupelo Son Volt Wilco,Mule,The Bobcats,Pro-Street Camero, The Cunts, BumCum, Abliging Alter Boys, Kitty Face-Fuck,Your Cunt Stinks,Gargeling Cock,Pre Pubecent Panty Picnic,Mien Yomah, If You Wont Give It I'll Take It, Eat A Dick, Jesus Fuck and the Vaginas.XTC Towers Of London 1980 Black Sea

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Movies:

yeah.

Television:

ant wars, snow, static, fuzz,Family Guy Stewie Loan Shark

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Books:

H.S.T, Bukowski when I'm a bum, and the Bible when I need some rice paper to roll a fat fuckin cone. The Duck of Death.

Heroes:

DRUGS. Porn stars. Dew. and You.
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My Blog

confessions of a dirtball

i recently realized over the past few years that im always in yesterdays clothes. ive never been a first thing shower dude. i usually sleep in my clothes or atleast part of them. in the morning i reac...
Posted by Larry Grant on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:36:00 PST

fuck a holiday-give me a normal day

Outside of the first self impossed hiatus from burning for five days this past July, there have only been two days this year without nugs. The first, 4/20. The second? My fuckin birthday. Everyd...
Posted by Larry Grant on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:26:00 PST

Birthday fun

Invited to see the Blues home opener tonight. Scott, Sherry, and Jeff. I pick up Chad from the airport and he say "get cleaned up and I'll buy you a birthday shot before you go to the game. I cleaned ...
Posted by Larry Grant on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST

monday fun at home depot

walking through home depot i swear i just heard them anounce a misparked ford expedition for the secong or third time. huh? i drive one. but im in the first spot all legal and such. again, i hear it. ...
Posted by Larry Grant on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:16:00 PST

Fuck Ugly or Fight Beautifully

would you rather fuck an ugly girl or fight a tough guy. it sounds easy, but think. bad sex is still sex. so its good. but the bad part is usually uncomfortable stuff. but a good fight? you feel soooo...
Posted by Larry Grant on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 06:45:00 PST

Alpha poke in the eye

the other night at work some things were fucked. i kinda screamed and hollared for a minute. the fallout that followed flabbergasting. you'd think i had a nic (nicaraguan) by the throat and beat him w...
Posted by Larry Grant on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 06:34:00 PST

>ack<

when i'm redlinin' my bong i occasionally cough and stand in a dazed headrush. if i'm lucky enough i'll kiel over spit and snot then start to see spots everywhere. I always think of bugs bun...
Posted by Larry Grant on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:45:00 PST

fuck the chase- its the kill thats the thrill.

we finally fucked! together for so long. too much time. always in my mind. in my pants but i never was in yours. last night it happened. we fucked with a primal fury. in many ways you ...
Posted by Larry Grant on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:22:00 PST

im gonna anyways

can i fuck your lady? shes hot and i figured i'd ask first. either way i'm gonna so why not just say yes. tell yourself you had a choice. i'll make you look bad. she never knew she was multi orgasmic....
Posted by Larry Grant on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:07:00 PST

i love to fuck your mom

i could never compare your mothers affair to that of my own. unless its a fact that she sleeps in my sack and roll her joints in a cone. i will never complain that your mothers insane its just not wha...
Posted by Larry Grant on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:45:00 PST