We are Bert and Ernie. I am Bert I am yellow, responsible, and the complete opposite of my roommate and forever best friend, Ernie. When Im not playing checkers with my pigeon Bernice, I spend my days collecting bottle caps and paper clips.I an Ernie I am orange. I am a trickster I love teasing my best friend Bert, but no matter what sort of shenanigans I love Ernie and We love our pals on Sesame Street.
Name: Bert and Ernie
Current Location: Sesame Street
Eye Color: black felt
Hair Color: black
Height: 3'2'
Piercings: none where you can see
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: each other
Overused Phraze: Rubber Ducky Your the One
FAVORITES
Food: kielbosa
Candy: butt er fingers
Number: 2
Color: orange and yellow
Animal: Animal
Drink: soda
Alcohol Drink: manhatten
Letter: B and E
Body Part on Opposite sex: Felt noses
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: bananas
Hot tea or Ice tea: Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kisses
Dog or Cat: Ducky
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 7:00pm
Most Missed Memory:
Best phyiscal feature: My body
First Thought Waking Up: Im still drunk
Goal for this year: I have no goals
Weakness: Bert
Fears: scissors
Heritage: Joann Fabrics
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: every day all day
Ever Smoked: every day all day
Pot: every day all day
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been beaten up: Once...I dont like Oscar he is a grouch
Ever beaten someone up: I am a lover not a fighter
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes...together
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: No I prefer the same sex
Been Dumped Lately: No
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None at all
What country do you want to Visit: France
How do you want to Die: With Bert by my side
Been to the Mall Lately: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO
Get along with your Parents: I dont know my parents...they were linon towels
Health Freak: NO
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: No
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Drink:
Do you Sing: Yes
Want to get Married: If it is legal
Do you want Children: I dont like kids
Hate anyone: No
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